SUNNY BEACHEEESSS

listenin' to girls and boys by blur. i cannot take it seriously thanks to sarah and her thing about sunny beaches. it WAS hilarious.
today has been univentful. i spent most of it on animal crossing. i've seen rolf in the city two days in a row now. this makes me happy. he knows my name, too! it's awesome. he was like "EMMA DO YOU HAVE SHOE POLISH?!?"
it was the bug contest today. maple (a bear) was winning then i kicked her ass with some sort of bug and was like "yayiwin" then i turnedit off for a while. i came back to find that roscoe (a horse) had freakin' beat me! i was more angry than i should have been, considering that it's a fictional game and i love roscoe loads. i kicked his ass, and then i kicked my own ass, so i imagine i've won. it ended at 6pm but i haven't seen the results. i'll see 'em in the morning when i get my trophy. if i do not get a trophy, there will be murder in borginia.
i also told a lie to the people in the town hall. i told them pango was being rude. she isn't. i just want to know what happens. (Y)
i might be reaallly sad and start an AC blog. because i get bored sooo easily. and it would stop all this crap leaking in here :P

alrite.

i feel lyk spellin lyk dis for a bit. kk? no. screw that. it takes me longer to write like that. :P

i'm well again + will be in school tomorrow unless something horrible happens over night. mother says unless i go to school tomorrow i cannot go out at the weekend, and not going out at the weekend upsets me a lot, as i haven't seen my bitchezz this week. -cry

the new baby has a name. they called him ollie. it's not that bad.

is it bad to drink 7 cartons and 2 bottles of ribena in two days? because if so, oh dear. at least i'm drinking enough.

i like that i'll have someone to walk home with a few days a week now. someone that won't abandon me for someone else. yes, i'm still a bit miffed about they.

DEAR GOD MY HANDS ITCH. for some strane reason i decided to rub soap into them, and my hands didn't like it. the soap smelled nice. i had to :[

i discovered why the scanner wouldn't work yesterday. it wasn't plugged in. i'm such a 'tard. i also spelled cute as kite yesterday, which is rather retarded. i fail so often.

zomfg i've missed all my photography lessons this week. i'm gonna fail so hard! the one lesson i actually care about. :'[[[[

i want the new harry potter movie out now please.

TRAH'ER

i went to the doctors about my balance issues today. apparently i've had a virus and not noticed it and that is what's causing it. he made me feel well silly.
"touch my finger. touch your nose... now again.." gah!
when i was in there there was this really tall girl and she had a hoody on. the hoody had a TRAH'ER on the back. i was like "omfg want so much" but mum refused to steal it for me. wouldn't have fitted anyway.
also, i'm an aunty again. like, half five this morning or something. he doesn't have a name yet :P
my scanner won't friggin' work. it's annoying me waayy loads. i drew a picture for the deviantart and now i cannot do the uploading! :[

argh!

no, not pirate talk. annoyed, emma-is-unwell talk. :P my head's gone weird. seriously. i keep walking into walls. the mother thinks i was out in the sun too long on saturday, and that is what is causing this. i agree. i was in the sun for waaayyy to long on saturday, even if i did have an awesome time. i fell in the lesbian sex D:

it was actually an amazing day. i had hella fun :3

guess what i finally watched yesterday! twiliiiight. yeah. the best part was when carlisle said "edward, you have to suck bella" i was laughing for like ages a that. i also liked james. i like james more than jacob or edward. i'm pretty damn annoyed that he got killed. he was fuckin' awesome. i don't get why, for half of the film, edward and bella seemed incapable of stringing more than three words together. it annoyed me SOOO much. so did the colours. what was up with it? okay, maybe they were trying to make it all atmospheric, but they could do that without the whole film being blue. definately NOT worth the hype it got.

to all the twilight fans out there, go find something else to obsess over. (Y) :D

90's week on mtv2. this could be either really sucky or fuckin' awesome. it will contain LOTS of blur, i imagine. and that is ever-so-wonderful.

i watched drop dead fred at the weekend. i'd forgotten how AWESOME that film is. however, i'm really dissapointed that it is going to be remade with fuckin' RUSSEL BRAND as fred. as much as i loooovvee russel brand and his odd twitterings, he won't be right. i will still watch it though. it won't be better than the original, but i will watch it. i shall drag my bitchezz to the cinema, just like sarah's dragging me to the cinema for harry potter in the summer. i'm actually a but excited about harry potter. it's harry potter fgs! he's awesomeeeeee.

if only i could blog for english coursework. i'd get an A fersure.

i just signed up for this:

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mood: faaaaabulous

i am currently on a very very happy :]

i was very happy now i have very very happy because bflow appeard on my tv sittin' all hot like on a chair in the snow with feathers. i enjoy this, i do.

this is the world that we live in

and no we can't go back

OUT TOMORROW YES PLS. eeeee. i love saturdays. they make going through the shitty week worth it. and i'm getting a bag of 50ps! who loves 50ps! i do, i dooooo.

i will be with my wifeys and my rissa (and jazz if she's not still "ill" and feels like it. which i doubt she will) and i will do stuff. i think sarah wants to go to the bit behind the field of cows. which i enjoy.

omgomgomgomg. empire of the cum is on now. lol @ sarah on my bebo. she makes me laugh waaaayyy loads. this is my new phrase. "waaayyy loads" i also like the phrase ".... is amazing" :]

"jack, you'll like this. its got loads of knobs and fiddley bits" ;) LOLOLOL. :D

I SAW THE PRIZE MAN ON AC:LGTTC :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:DDDDD::D:D::D:D:*smiley*

he gaved me a bubble wand one day, then he was there again and he gave a a bunny balloon. i loove my balloon. it's orange.

orange like the play-doh in citizenshit. "it's jesus and the golden rule" "Not it's not, it's a penis and a pancake!" lolll.

i've actually had a pretty awesome day tbh. except drama. i don't like drama anymore. it upsets me. our group is always the one being screwed with. i don't like it.

i can't do welll when i think you're gonna leave me but i know i try

are you gonna leave me now; shouldn't you be belieing now

eww. foo fighters. must change channel.

byeeee :D

i just feel like writing something.

but i dunno what. i was gonna try to write some fanfiction earlier, but i seriously couldn't be bothered to think of a plot. my stories never seem to have very good ones.
i can actually feel the make-up on my face. i'm wearing so much. i must must must... MUST find out what lipstick lady gaga is wearing when she 'kills her boyfriend' in paparazzi. it's all shiney. i want it. argh! the make-up is itchyyy.
i'm starting to enjoy school, y'know. it's a lot more fun that sitting at home 'ill' i have no friends at home. i get no apple stickers at home. it's 3-1, if anyone's interested. no? no one cares? thought not :]
i'm actually doing well in photography atm. i need to get more darkroom stuff done, though. i don't like being in the darkroom. i guess it's something i have to get used to. not being afraid of the dark. it's a lot less scary that i initially thought, actually. the only time i'd seen a proper darkroom before september was on my parents are aliens and lucy (the girl on the show) decided it was haunted and very scary. this put me off somewhat.
i prefer media a lot more now i've moved seats. i love laura, but i find it difficult finding things to talk to her about. rofl at mr. edge "that's annoying, and if you do that he'll do something he doesn't want to do!" LOLOL. i love mr. edge. he's ace. and he has an awesome name. seriously. jonny edge sounds like some spy or secret agent or something (are they the same thing?)
drama = DO NOT WANT. i don't like it anymore. i am glad i took that rather than french, though. why the HELL did i pick french? i'm also rather glad i didn't pick history. i hate that subject. i don't even do it and i hate it. i feel so sorry for the retards that took it. that textbook is massive! and the teacher... GAH.
i saw a kid licking a window on saturday. it STILL amuses me.
i have too much hair. i swearrrr it like, doubled in volume last night or something. it's everywhere. i like the length, it's just really thick (like sarah ;]) that was a pointless paragraph.
to whoever this applies to: are we doing anything saturday? i have sunday free too, due to baby having of family members.
i found lady gaga sunglasses. actual ones from her actual merch site. WANTTTT. i'm totally in love with her right now. she's so cool. :3
gahh. i'm going for a shower before this make-up forces me to scratch my face off.

omigoshh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHAbpjkrDIk

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

actually not as good as expected. i doubt anyone cares about my lovely video. ohwell.

omigosh

i loooooooooooooooove this video.

"911 emergency. hello? i just killed my boyfriend"

this is all.

tarquin willhelm adolf hitler-ward.

this is my name now. because of my marriages and because of jazz changing everyone's names.

i'm a little annoyed that beinazir(spelling) left BB. well, she was evicted. i didn't mind her. i wanted angel to go away. she's like a russian boxer child catcher type person thing.

i quite like notion by kings of leon. the bit that goes "don't knock it, don't knock it" is waaaayyy catchy. i dunno why. i really wasn't impressed by only by the night even though it won a brit award. it's crap, honestly. the killers should have won. day and age is amazing. no i'm not biast (:

i've been listening to sawdust recently. it's actually a really good album. it's just not their best. then again, it's a cd of B-sides and tracks that didn't make it onto other albums, so the songs wouldn't be as good as on any of the albums. tranquilize is slowly becoming one of my favourite killers songs. it's amazing.

i dislike the current obsession over youmeatsix and josh francheshi (is that right? i don't know his name) he's not that hot. it's like rpatz. except rpatz is like omgnooogetitaway.

i've been singing katy perry a lot recently, too. and i've been ordered to get some more songs by the lonely island. which i do not mind, because they are lolsome.

OMFG HAVEN'T READ QC IN AGES BYE.

eeeee

i looooooooooved strawberry fair. the guy dressed as spam still amazes me. the bubble fight annoyed me somewhat. i wish i'd used the pay toilets. the toilets at the fair were horrible.

i had a great day. i miss my balloon, though, i can't believe i caught it again when we were trying to let it go. i also can't believe that i couldn't let go of it myself. D:

i can't be bothered to say anything else tbh.

i hate frankenstien.

hello (:

i'm waaayyyy happy. i seem to open all of my blogs with this. that isn't not a bad thing, tbh. i refuse to stop.

i don't actually know why i'm writing a blog. i have nothing to say. except gay club (creative writing to most) was fail because there was someone there that should not have been there.

there's a woman yodelling like a cow (yes, i do mean cow) on tv. and there's this kinda fit guy with a lip piercing. i love coach trip. big brother on a bus! how can you go wrong?! there's a gay couple too. this pleases me.

big brother started last night. i am amazingly happy that rodrigo is an 'official housemate' he's waaayyyy cute.

strawberry fair tomorrow. i'm excited for it. i really hope it doens't rain. i don't want it to be too sunny, either. i want t-shirt weather, but not vest-top weather. this would please me. i'm slightly conserned about toilets, as sarah will need to go constantly, and we won't be near any. this does not please me.

x

i feel all blurghh but still happy. i really don't want it to be hot anymore. it's not good heat. it's bad heat. the heat is making me ill. it makes me not want to eat, which makes me feel ill, but if i do eat it makes me feel ill anyway, so i cannot win.
but i still feel happy.
mother said to me earlier "i haven't seen you smile in 2 days". she should have been in media. infact, i smile a lot in school, because i have people to talk to there. she also should have been around when i found ROLFFF in AC:LGTTC earlier. i took pictures of me and him! i loves my rolf. :D♥♥♥♥

tbh, it's a little bit sad thaty i love rolf so much. he's a computer. then again, i also love L and various anime characters, so it's not that bad. but rolf's fuckin' awesome, srsly. :D he likes fossils.
i'm gonna have to spend ages scrubbing pen off my arm tonight. joy.

<- IS MY ROLF IT IS.

ooohhappy.

I'S BEEN ON AC:LGTTC AGAIN. it's awesome. i spent waaaayyy too many bells on clothes from Gracie Grace and not enough on my mortgage. it pisses me off that tom nook refuses to sell me a bug net, when in the long run it will make him money because i will sell him my bugs and use the money to pay off my loan. and considering my loan is 120,000 bells and a bug net is only 500 it kinda works in his favor rather than mine. also, i saw roscoe again today. he was like "EMMA GET SOME MEDICENE FOR YOUR EYE!" i got stung by bees, y'see.
school was good today. maths was annoying. i reaaallly don't like lewis anymore. he seems to have an effect on others around him, too. all i can say is thank god tilly turned up, and fuck you philip for leaving me! D:
i just wiped eyeliner everywhere. i should be in the shower now.
i'm looking forward to drama tomorrow. it's fitas (Y)♥
after quite a lot of thought, i ahve come to the conclusion that i do think luke steele is kinda hot. he's weird. reaaally weird (i mean dress sense, i know next to nothing about him as a person, but this will change). he's not has hot as bflow, though. he's like YUMMM. 28 this month. this saddens me.
I AM STARTING TO SEE WHY NO ONE READS THIS ANYMORE. I WRITE SO MUCH CRAP.
at least i'm not one of those negative people that just write (i spelled that as "wright" as in phoenix, not mr.) about how unhappy they are. i know many of these people and i think they should keep it to themselves and stop depressing everyone else. it's called seeking attention. i'm not picking on everyone who does it. just some of the people. (Y)
gotta go shower. i have nothing left to write now anyway.
LY LOADS BBZ BYEEE XOXOXOXOXOX. lol chavs (: