♥

Going down large hills on toddler's bikes.

Mmm.. Creameh.

<-- hams? o.O

I love fridays.

I didn't get what the fire drill was about.

My citizenship teacher thinks I'm a complete weirdo because I made a paper picnic with my wife. She should have seen the rest of it that we made in from time. It was amazing.

OMFG AMAZING ADVERT'S ON. Youtube it. Cravendale advert. They played some song using milk and straws!

I just saw some random girl's tags on habbo hotel. they confused me. I screenied them, so I could put them on here. I did laugh at them a lot, though. For reasons that only some people will understand.

I want to watch the rest of Romeo and Juliet. Now.

Ooh.

Rawr :]

I'm listening to entire albums. it's weird. I don't usually, I have a love for the shuffle setting. But the laptop doesn't have shuffle, so I'm listening to my killers albums. I'm on my second run of Hot Fuss, playing the albums in order, but skipping sawdust. I don't like sawdust, much. It could have been much better.

I had more jelly!! -SCREAMS. I've had 4 pots of jelly today, now. I love jelly. It's one of my favourite foods. I should add it to my intrests section. Unless it's already there.

I'm severly annoyed that the NME awards aren't being shown in TV. They're not even properly on the NME website! I'm stuck refreshing the page every minute or so to change the still image from three different places. None of the images let you properly see who's there, anyway. One's two high, the red carpet was too crowded (and they've taken it away already, the swines) and the last one has a pole in the way.

Even with the pole, I managed to screenie a certain person being photographed ;) oh yeah! I got some screenies! :D♥ They're kinda fuzzy, though. Damn NME Webcams.

It's thurday tomorrow. I don't like thursdays. I think I've been through this before. VERBAL DIARRHOEA MAN. Camel Toe Woman isn't as bad at the moment, because we're just watching Romeo + Juliet, which is amazing. I'm waiting for the song Lovefool by the Cardigans to play in it. I know it's there, It's just a matter of finding it.

I want more Jelly. And more NME awards.

EDIT: -SCREAM! http://www.nme.com/news/the-killers/43039 http://www.nme.com/news/the-mighty-boosh/43037

I go for a shower, and look what I miss! D:

Ulysses.

Guess what's on my TV. -.-'

I watched so much Killers earlier. Me and Tilly had a conversation about Brandon Flower's face, when a certain picture I have was taken (after Hot Fuss but before Sam's Town, we think), and why Sam's Town is fullof goats/rams. It is!
I could have sworn that i posted a blog yesterday, but apparently I didn't. Nothing much happened yesterday, anyway.
I had more Jelly today. I'm gonna get addicted to them if Jack keeps buying them. Today's was red. I love red jelly. I have some ready to make, I just can't be bothered to make it.
Started watching Romeo and Juliet in English today. It's SO amazing! Leonardo Di Caprio as Romeo makes it even better. He's rather nice to look at, don'tcha think? (It's like raiiiiinnnn on your wedding daay *cough*)
This post is rather short. I did have something else to say, but I can't actually remember what it was :P

Tummyy :3

<-- tummy x] Photo credit to whoever took it. It's blates not me, because I would totally be attacking him. >_>"
Eww @ sundays.
I have to sit with family all day. This means no MSN. It also means no music channel hopping. And there's children running around, breaking things, watching me draw so i cannot draw bunnymen in corsets (not that I do that >_>"), being loud, beating me up, dribbling, pooping, jumping on me. I could go on. But that would go in my "Failure song meanings and really large lists" blog. I might just change that to "Large lists" because I haven't got anymore songs to turn into stories of rape, so yeah..
Yesterday had a huge fail in it. I hate feeling ill. Especially in the middle of town. Where people stink of food. What sort of person walks around town stinking of curry?! I also got confused by the HUGE queue of old people, one of which was in a wheelchair, waiting at the butchers. WHY? There's even two more about 5 minutes away! I DON'T GET IT.
Anyway, back to the huge fail. I had to go hom! -cryy. I was there for like, 10 minutes before i left. Waste of time even going. Usually i feel better after going outside, but I didn't. So I went home. Then there was huge UNFAIL.
The Brit Awards '09 were on again! YAY! I saw all of it, this time. Including the fat woman on the mastercard advert. Pmsl so much at her. I love the end of the Brits tbh.
"Next, here's a man that I want to be and Matt wants to be inside" omgggg. I watched it again. It was on again. He was there again! I still squee when he messes up, then squee more at the bit where someone in the crowd says something and he says "Yeah... Niiiine ^^" with that face in there. You can put facial expressions in quote marks, right? Well you can now.
Because of this little 'speach' on the Brits I have actually discovered a new, well, technically not new, but awesome band. I actually love the Pet Shop Boys. West End Girls is an amazing song, seriously, go listen to it. It was at the end of the medly thing on the brits. I squee every time it come to the bit "♫How far have you been?" (I think those are the lyrics) because that's when BFlow and Lady GaGa were singing. It was win. I really like It's A Sin too. (Not just because that's the bit BFlow did..)
Oh dear. I've just fangirled ALL OVER this blog, haven't I? Oh well. it's not like you'd get anything else from actually taking to me. A normal conversation with me usually goes something like "Blah blah card games blah" no wait... wrong person ^_^ I'm more like "Blah blah Brandon Flowers Blah!! *Squeeeeeeeee*" Yeah. >_>"
I was just going to type something, but then I forgot it >_<". Oh, I remember. I just looked through 40-something paged of BFlow on google images. I found some right nice pictures. I shall post one On Top (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
Eventually, I found myself on a gay magazine website reading an article about the killers and gay fans. It was awesome! The first question was "Where are you and what are you wearing". It wasn't until i was half way through this that I realised that it was from a gay website. I sort of only noticed because there were lots of pictures of men, one of which was in speedos... You could kinda tell from the questions, too. Oh, I made the "o.O!" face at one thing. BFlow says he when he shaves (his face, nothing rude, Sarah!) he wants to put the hair in a bag and send it to Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys) along with a copy of Day + Age. Best. Christmas Present. Ever.
Also, there's a new YGOTAS episode in which Marik totally asks Bakura out. Kinda. Not really. I like to think that he does :]

OH MY GAH :D

BRITTTT AWARDSSSSSS :DDDDDDDD

BRANDON FLOWERS PRESENTED AN AWARD

WHICH WAS THE ONE WITH THE MOST TALKING

THEN HE WAS DOING THE SINGING THING
WITH PET SHOP[ BOYS

AND LADY GAGA WAS THERE SCREWING IT UP

OH I ENJOYED IT SO MUCH.

THERE IS NO POINT TO THIS BLOG.

I AM JUST FANGIRLING

MY FACE LOOKS LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW :'D

BRANDONFLOWERRSSSSSS yum♥

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

A list of things that I have on me:
Mud
Water
Muddy Water
Apple Juice
Blood
Bubble Juice
Chocolatey Dribble
Sheep Stamp Ink
Fake Tan
Lipstick

Oh, town was such fun! Pmsl Jack dropped EVERYTHING! x]

Artistic Nudes.

Title has nothing to do with this post. The words just popped into my head for no reason.
Harry Potter, Journey's End + Titanic remakes. AMAZE. I liked being Ron best, I think. It was fun. I saved Harry at the end! :D
Tbh, today was one of the best days I've had fo a while. The guy looked SO much like David Tennant. I hope he heard us shouting "DOCTORRRR" at him. Not that we do that kind of thing in town >_>"
I think some of the children in the park were scared by my wife.

Oooft.

Hiya darlings!
Trying to make a balenced equasion. Anyone know a male with 7 letters in his name? :D All I can think of is Brandon. Which atually HAS 7 letters. Yeah. Sarah's making me work out our marriages. Everything would work fine if she divorced George. :D
Drama was THE funniest thing ever today. My group has the best gay character ever. It's amazing. I was crying laughing for pretty much all of the lesson. SO MUCH FUNNY. Science was a bit funny aswell. I had an accident with my pen, so now I need a new one. :D Also, we had Mr. Wright, so it was like LOL. :]
Sarah got my a present! Because my wifey loves me. I'll have to get her a card ;) It won't be as nice as the one she got for me, because that is amazing. Her present... better if we forget about it :D I didn't get a plastic rose though. They're pretty. D: I got funny 3D glasses for the GSUS box, though. :D I found a 'flapping bird' which I then traded to Tilly to get the 3D glasses that she stole from Jack. They're broken 'coz we tried getting them insude out regular glasses in Drama. Drama was sooooooo funny x]
One of the things that I dreaded happening has happened. I'm bored of 'Spaceman' already. It's like NOOOO DO NOT WANT PLS. It's my own fault. I watche dit too many times. I'm making a big deal over it, aren't I? Well, not really. It's just majorly annoying because it's a fit song, but I just don't want to listen to it anymore.
Eww. Marylin Manson's on my TV. REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH. I don't know who Faith is. Oh yay. I wrote some other stuff above and now it's done :D! Now there's more fail on. It is... Idk. In Case Of Fire. It's always on. NME plays the same things every day, I swear. Human is one of the things it plays everyday. So I don't mind :D Kerrang doesn't interest me much anymore. It just plays whiney emo music. Granted it's playing Sex on Fire right now, but it will be whiney emo music afterwards. it was before. 30 Seconds To Mars = whiney emo crap. Eurgh. MTV2 is playing Coldplay. I dunno what they are, but whatever it is, it's not good. Except some of their old stuff and Viva La Vida. :]
I've put a youtube video at the bottom of my profile. It's amazing. Although, you probably already know that just by reading it's name.

I'M OLD GREGG.
I CALL THIS ONE BAILEYS.
DO YA LOVE ME? (8)

zomgsnow.

Well. It's SNOWING. I walked home in it. It was fit.
Pot noodles and NME TV are like, heaven. Especially if NME is playing The Killers. Right now, it's not. But the song is done... *fingers crossed* Eww. Adverts.
Advert for cream egg. I HATE cream eggs. I eat them if they're there. It's part of my chocolate intake. OMG I HAVE JELLY TO MAKE :D That was totally off subject, but the chocolate reminded me.
I'm starting to eat a LOT of jelly. I'm getting bribed with it. "I'll buy you a jelly if you let me have some of your drink." I don't mind being bribed, actually. I get jelly.
SARAH'S JEALOUS 'COZ I GOT MARRIED. >:] But she didn't have to kill Brandon. No, not flowers. My Blu-tack slug. He's was immensly cute. Now he's disabled on the floor of photography. And covered in hair. >:

Has a happy :)

Indeed I do.
:D
Today was pretty damn cool. "If you put this in the water, it will be wet!" - Mr. Wright. He's such an amazing teacher. If you[re in to laughing at someone who fails at everything. Which I do :). Josh told me that Lewis has AIDs. I say, he's at home rolling in some poo. Because that's what he does. Woah, That was a sudden topic switch.
Maths was HIGH-larios today. I got told off by Philip for hugging a picture of BFlow (Its like RPatz) and he poked me in the side. It took me about 5 minutes to recover from the poke. It was like -Cry. Well, it wasn't at all like -Cry. But ... I dunno. I'm not good with adjectives :D. Business was slightly less fun because we had Mrs Smith. The smaller one (Y). The ICT was ace. Tilly RickRoll'd me like hell! It was like
Tilly: EMMA! CHECK YOUR E-MAIL!
Emma: KK... LOLOLOL. *Got RickRoll'd* *Replies* TILLY CHECK YOUR E-MAIL.
Tilly: KK LOLOL.
Well, It wasn't exactly like that, because it took longer because i was fucking about with Kieran's computer and logging him out at random intervals. No turning that into an innuendo, please. My gay hat got stolen, too :'[

OHHHEMMMGEEE.

If you can understand that.
I'm all better nao. Will be back at school tomorrow.
Wednesday has kinda becomes my favourite day. I don't know why, I used to hate it. It's probably because I have neither Verbal Diarhoea man or Mrs. Cameltoe. It's the only say of the week when I don't have one or the other.
Wednesay: Science (ATT..ACK!), Photography, Maths (Mr. Choad is awesome.), Business (On computers, not too bad), ICT.
ICT is pretty much terrible. I'd probably break down in that class if it wasn't for a few, and I really mean a FEW people. Tilly being one of them. She stops me going insane through ICT lessons.

3:30pm - 4:45 pm today. OHHHEMMMGEEE.
1) The Killers: Ultimate Jukebox
2) The Killers: Top ten.
YUMMMM. I totally dissagree with some of the top ten, though. Human isn't their second best song. Read my Mind should have been higher than number 6, and Mr. Brightside should have been number 1. It was like.. 4 or something.. idk I was too busy drooling. Somebody told me was no. 1, fyi. I got the Dance Remix of that song yesterday. It makes you want gloweysticks.

What's on next?!

Fail. Nothing good :'[

I'm ill *coughsneeze*. I have nothing better to do than sit downstairs and watch boring, and sometimes rather pointless, tv. I watched Bewitched, which I absolutely LOVE, because it was on. After that, Maury was on. For those who don't know, Maury is like Jerry Springer but with less fighting and more fat women in the audience screaming "THAT'S A MAYYUUUNN!". The particular episode that I watched was "Who can tell? Man or woman" which was surprising, actually. I thought that one of the girls, named Sabrina, was actually rather pretty. Turned out that 'she' was a man. Amazing. The 'women' all had silly names too, like Vegas and Brandi. They aren't names. Vegas is a place and 'Brandy' is a drink. Mothers, don't give your children these names. They will be bullied in later life.

Oh. This song is better. Shock Horror - The View. Too bad that I haven't got a clue what he's singing. Damn scottish accent. I looked it up. It says nothing about doorsteps. Sounds like it, though.

Last night was amazingly funny. Because I'm me, I spent it on the internet with my paedophile friends. Habbo was horribly fucked up. It had some sort of glitch that caused the people to become the Habbo pets. I got stuck with this glitch. Every five seconds i was saying "Woof Woof!" and everyone was like "Emma shut up". Also trading with a camera dissconnected entire rooms of people and eyes wouldn't stay open. It better be fixed today. I don't want to be a dog again. It kept losing myself.

I downloaded the DeSmuME emulator today. It's kinda fail because half of the games that I want don't work with it, but it's the best DS Emulator that you can get, so it will do. I have two ROMs for it right now. Harvest Moon DS, in which I'm a boy and I have to get a girlfriend. Stupid not being able to choose gender, and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team, in which I am an Eevee for no explained reason, with a Chikorita following me. I also spelled the Chikorita's name wrong because the font in the game is horribly difficult to read.

That's all for now. I might update again tonight if anything interesting happens. Add me on twitter (Y)

Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?

Hahaha. It's my desire! It's my desire!

Today wasn't what had expected. I'd expecting the same old shitty school. I got the same old shitty school, but it was a little more fun. <3
I want to see Twilight. The scum that I call my wife won't take me :'[ She obviously loves George more than me! -crycry.
Verbal Diarrhoea man wasn't as bad as usual today. He still didn't shut up, but it wasn't as bad. The same can be said for Mrs Cameltoe. She was wearing a skirt, thank god. A LONG SKIRT.
English should be a lot more fun. Romeo and Juliet <3 I haven't seen the film yet, but I know for a fact that I'm going to love it. I'm interested in reading it, too, but we're not gonna read all at it. FAIL. I just lost the game btw.
Maths was really funny today, apart from Lewis being a failure. Martin looks weirdly cute with whiskers. I totally wish I hadn't broken my cat ears ¬¬
Chiltoooooonnnn!! x] He's "Splitting us us" Like that's gonna work. He's tried. He's failed. He's so much of a failure. How the screw did he get a teaching job? We all know who to blame if 10Y2 fail their English GCSE's next year.
Media tomorrow (unless there's snow, which Idoubt) will involve watching another 'scary' ghost film. IT WAS A PIRATE THING, DAMMIT!
Media thursday, however, may be more fun. I can finally make that video. It should look something like the video below (starring me, blatez).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhvKmv0aALk

Evening. (Y)

That it is.
I have actually finished my English Essay. We won't talk about the creative writing part of my coursework. :]
My lip REALLY hurts. It's totally my fault and I shouldn't complain about it, but I'm that sort of person, so I'm going to complain. Because things are never my fault. Even if they are. Basically, my fake lip ring thinger is way more shart than I thought, and it's kinda squishing my lip. it hasn't gone all the way through, though (looks weird o.O), because that would be horribly hypocritical of me.
If self piercing is so bad, why do i have such the urge to do it? Maybe because I'm impatient. I can't be bothered to wait until i'm 16, which isn't long, so I'll do it myself. I'm too much of a wuss to do it myself. Pain scares me.

I'm not sure about school tomorrow. Not about whether I'm going, I most probably am, but what's going to happen. Snow causing it to close? I doubt it, although it's been forcased, apparently. I imagine that I will get a verbal beating from Mrs. Cameltoe. I'll also have to sit through an hour with Verbal Diarrhoea man, whilst sitting next to a thing so scary that it's hair could eat me. We know who I mean. :]

I got a twitter. Feel free to add me, or follow me, or whatever it is you do on there, I'm not actually sure. But the only person on my MSN who has one is the thing mentioned above. Like HELL am I talking to him when it isn't necessary.

Am I writing too much? I don't mean to. I just talk way too much. I go on and on and aon about things that no one cars about. Things like The Killers and that one hot guy that i found on the internet last night. I find a lot of hot guys on the internet. I should stop doing that. :]
Tilly RickRoll'd me. She sucks anus.

I ain't afraid of no goats!

I need to stop posting pictures of them here :P

Sundaaayyyy.

I still haven't done my English coursework.

I should really do that.

I was watching MTV news this morning and this thing was on the ticker bar:

"Brandon flowers feuding with bandmate Ronnie"

AAAHH D;

Fail. Mega Fail. Epic fail, even.

I have researched it, and the internet does not know WHY they are 'feuding' but it is true that they are.

Oh dear.

But, I found something funny!

"Brandon [Flowers] recently revealed he also has issues with bearded men - and had a fear of being molested by people with facial hair as a child."

It made me laugh. A lot. x]

If you can hold on...

Another post.

There's probably going ot be a post whenever I tie my shoes or something because I like typing things that aoren't my English essay which I really should be doing because I still haven't done it.

I did go and see my nan in the end. Because I felt better after I showered. Showers always make me feel better. I don't know why :P

I'm not on the laptop anymore. My mother stole it so I'm on my computer which is slow and is pretty much a bitch. It disconnects ALL the time. D;

I have problems with music. I only listen to one band at a time, most of the time. Then i get bored and move on to the next one.

Busted -> McFly -> My Chemical Romance (Genre switch much?) -> The Killers ->
I don't want to get bored of The Killers. It's actually kinda scaring me, the thought of not wanting to listen to them anymore. Brandon Flowers writes some amazing shit.

Zipping white light beams.

Blog.

It starts now:

I feel ill. The fact that I keep eating donuts and drinking Kick probably isn't helping. I don't think I wll go visit my nan, because I don't feel well. When I don't feel well, I do nothing. That's the way my life works. Tis also explains why I'm not at school often, as I feel ill everyday. Nt always for a long time, but I can't remember a day when I haven't had someting wrong with me. I'm weird.

I need to wash my hair. I haven't brushed it since Thursday night and it's full of hairspray. The only problem being that I can't be bothered to was my hair, because that involves moving, and as I said before, when I feel ill I do nothing. Deal with this, I must.

I'm also getting annoyed as I STILL haven't seen Twilight, and it's out on DVD soon. If my parents don't buy it for me I'm going to have a hissy fit and cry until they do :). I'm such a brat sometimes, but it gets me what I want.

I also want Mystery Case Files: Millionheir for my Nintendo DS, which is my best friend, bu my mum wants it too, so I shouldn't have too much trouble getting it.

HOT PISS. Desolation row just came on the TV. *Excitement*

I want to know what's with the thing on Gerard's eyebrow in the video. Shuang suggested a piercing, but being the sad old fangirl that I am, I know that he's horribly afraid of needles, so it's not a piercing. He has a giant hole in his trousers in the video. Nice pants, Mr. Way (Y)

Picture for my wifey:

Haha. Ham x]

WOAAAAHHH

I Don't Get It!
Blogger = confusing.
My wife = Stalker.
Yeah, that's right, Sarah!
You're a stalker!