WHEN DID I WRITE THIS?

can you read it?
it says:
"hagrid is a total babe ;)"
it may be true, but i still don't remember writing it.

also, my facebook username has changed. search my name, as i can't make a link work :L :D

I NEEDE TO PUT THIS AMAZING SONG SOMEWHERE.

roses are black
violets are black
everything is black
my arm is wet
but idk what it is because i can't
vroom... i think that was a car
bumping into things on the way to emma's house

the sky is black
the ground is black
everything is black.
my arm is wet
i still don't know what it is.
it might be black.
woof! ... oh wow a dog
bumping into things on the way to emma's house!

my face is black
my leg is black
my arm is black
the stuff on my arm might be black, but idk because i can't see
walking to emma's house in the black
"ding dong. hello is anybody home?!"
maybe, but i can't see

my socks are black
my pants are black
sometimes goats are black
but you'll have to ask someone else to be sure
because i've never seen one
there are no goats at emma's house
at least i don't think there are
if there are, they would be black.

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i haven't blogged in a while. mainy because i'm bored of his site.
facebook.com/randomshowers
thedustfairy.deviantart.com
if i am needed.

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hello. i'm having a good day.
i went to town, and got my fishies. i have named the Phoenix and Edgeworth. I'll shove a picture on the end of this post. they're totally cute. and i can tell them apart. win!
i got my halloween costume as well. i'munna wear a dress. it's a pretty dress. i think mabuilda has seen it once. its been sitting in new look for me for about three weeks now. on the reduced section as well. i just need some tights to wear with it, and for my veil to be less heavy. it hurts my head.
me and mum have put the decorations up already. i love the halloween decorations. they're all tacky and plastic. i love tacky plastic decorations. i was going through one of the bags when i came across the severed arm that i bought a while ago. it scared me. then i was like LOL ITS NOT REAL and i was okay. we had to throw away a few of the more realistic plastic spiders because i refused to have them in the room. i might do my pumpkin tonight. its been sitting in a cupboard in my kitchen since the end of september. PLANNING IN ADVANCE. its quite big, too.
incase you didn't guess for my last post of excitement and wonder, i have a laptop again. it's really old. i was looking a tthe bottom of it when dad bought it, and it says BLAH BLAH 2000 on it. its nine years old. its not that bad, though. it works, and it was only £15. and the keyboard makes an amazing clicking sound which is why i'm typing a lot because i love the clickysound.it doesn't like windows xp, so its on a free trial for 30 days. hopefully the proper laptop will be fixed soon, becaus ei need my itunes library back.
my ipod gave up the ghost (HALLOWEEN PUN) the other day. i didn't cry, which is weaird for my, considering the thing that i call 'my baby' has just died. it's totally fixable. its just wiped off everything that i had downloaded. the music, the apps, the podcasts, the videos. all gone. guh.

BYE GUYS, HERES MY FISHIES.

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I'M WRITING THIS USING ACTUAL KEYS ON AN ACTUAL KEYBOARD ON AN ACTUAL LAPTOP. I HAVEN'T DONE THIS FOR A WHILE. I LIKE THIS. I'M GETTING SOME FISH TOMORROW. CAPITAL LETTERS. FURIOUS TWEETING RARGLEBLARRGGG.

To whom it may concern...

My Halloween do :D
Saturday, 31st. Mum says you can turn up around 4 ish. Fireworks start at 6:45, so we'll have to go sometime around 6:30 to get there. Wife coming?
Getting food on way back from fireworks. We can go wherever we want to get food.
No one is getting in without a costume. No fairys or zombie princesses, those are taken.
We'll have snacks and stuff already. Someone needs to tell caarissa, because I don't have her phone number.

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pyjamas, shrek fleece blanket, gameboy advance, 3 zelda games and the shining. Unwell-as per usual. I refused cake last night.

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This week is going better than last. Tbh, things got better Friday, but my week starts Monday, so screw Friday.
I want things to do in half term. The 31st I'm having my Halloween party. I want to go to the zoo. Idk who would take me. I know rissa would go, jazz probably would and I'm sure I could drag Jack along too. Tilly refuses to have anything to do with a zoo. I doubt the wife would feel up to it, but it's okay. We'll go again when she's better. I also want to go bowling. I don't even like bowling. The shoes are horrible and the lanes are all broken, but it's always a laugh. I don't want to sit in the house all day. When I do that I just get all miserable. I have my lovely MM REINBOLD over on Friday. I r looking forward to this. Yum.
OH PARAGRAPHS UUHH :L
WE'RE LATE FOR OUR TRAIN

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I was so pissed off with everything this morning so I gave up on going to school. I don't want to have to thank people for commenting on my hair anymore. I hate it. I didn't want to deal with EJT being a slut all through my IT lesson. I don't like my RE teacher. I'm not even sure what her name is, but her and her shiny stickers can fuck off. I don't want to draw an advert. I don't want to annotate primary and secondary resourses. I don't want to spend my Saturday at the fucking kings school. I don't want to be poked in the sides all through maths. I don't give a shit about electric circuits. I don't want to go to that pile of shit anymore.

See you tomorrow, guys.

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Not a good day. I hope tomorrow will be better.

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"Patrick, could you move over, I'm claustrophobic"
"what's claustrophobic?"
"I think it means he's afraid of Santa Claus"
"HO HO HO"

Rofl. Spongebob.

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Jaffa goatse cone head (Y)

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I really wanna get something pierced. If only I was good with pain. Apparently the tragus doesn't hurt that much. Who wants to hold my hand? ;)

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Jazz's was amazing fun. I don't think I've enjoyed myself so much for quite a while tbh. I looovveed the trampoline times this morning most. I need more yellow shag bands on now. I thought I was wearing more than two of them tbh.
I didn't like the sleeping part much. I felt so sick, I just wanted to be in my own bed. Jazz's floor isn't exactly the comfiest thing to sleep on. I peed 3 times in three hours. I woke everyone up in the end. I love morning Caarissa! She's highlarious.
My hand still hurts a little bit from fighting over the drumsticks. That was too much fun. Have you found them yet, Jazz? :L


There's always a place in me
That you can call home

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I swear my uncle has no *inside voice*


we gotta fight for this love.

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"My cavernus vagina is like disneyland! It's the happiest place on earth."
Pretty much sums up my day. I went to school :D
Looking forward to tomorrow. Sweeny Todd, anyone? ;)


we gotta fight for this love.

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I want to be able to deal with feeling ill. I know there's nothing physically wrong, but I can't stop worrying that something will happen.
Btw, the bit at the bottom means the post is from Phoenix.


we gotta fight for this love.

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I want better now. :(
I miss JJSMC <3

we gotta fight for this love.

Ohfgssss

Computer is broken again, but I've found a good app on my iPod which will allow me to continue blogging from there. I just need to ye used to the keyboard. That "ye" was supposed to say "get". See what I mean? I don't think this app let's me actually see my blog, so I may not be able to reply to comments. Sometimes the iPods web browser just decides that it doesn't want me to post comments and stuff. Oh, Phoenix can be an ass. I renamed my iPod Phoenix btw. It's a better name than Hilton.
I'm trying to get back to school. Apparently I have too much fat in my body, so I have to have a better diet. Basically, i'munna be living off chicken for the next few monhs until I lose some weight. I'm not apposed to losing weight tbh. I need too. Especially as it's prom this year and I can't go in jeans :L
I've actually found my dress already, and according to mother it's cheap for a prom dress, which is t like me at all. http://www.littlewoods.com/rf/p.do/women/occasion/dresses/holly-willoughby/mesh-prom-dress?A=6277666096277665019002
Have a look (: I actually LOVEEE Holly Willoughby atm. She's way cool.
I think I'm starting to get the hang of this keyboard, methinks.
finally, GET SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL NOOOWWWW!! (: I fecking love Pit. He's hotstuff. In a " he's not real but if he was..." kinda way. Yknow what I mean? ;)


we gotta fight for this love.

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hellooo.
i'm making KANYE WEST pictures. y'know how he was, in the words of barack obama, 'a jackass' at the MTV VMA's, i've been making pictures telling various characters that they are shite. ahaaa. i love it.
i've become addicted to this game on facebook called "school of magic" its really crap, but i love it. JOIN MY HOUSE BITCHEZZZ.
i cannot stop listening to Fight For This Love by Cheryl Cole. it's amaaaaaazing. totally fit song aktually. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMiy_UsrPDs <- i can't embed it :\
did i say i went to the doctors? i'll copy and past from my dA blog, because i cba to type it all out again:
i went to the doctors today, and apparently i have a 'viral infection'
what a load of shite.
you don't have viral infections for six years, doc. i've felt almost the same way for six years, therefore it is not a viral infection. its getting steadly worse. i need to sort it.#
there.

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hello. i really can't be arsed to set this all out nicely. i feel kinda crappy. not overly ill. well, sometims i do, and sometimes i don't. my ears and head hurt like crazy for a while earlier. possibly tired. i need to catch up on sleep. i spent literally all day yesterday crying. best birthday ever :L
the party was fun, though.
i got some drawing done yesterday, including a picture of Bakura that i'm seriously proud of, and must get on my dA ASAP.
i read the dirty book sarah lent me today. ALL OF IT. it was an amazing book. i really enjoyed it. not because it was dirty, but it was a good story. i really wanted shelly to get it on with cian, though. i suppose its okay she got with aiden. i picture aiden as looking like a cross between wil francis and miles edgeworth. that would be hot. i'm currently hiding this book under my pillow, away from my mother.
i looovvveee rhythm paradise! and drawn to life is amazing. i'm gonna get super smash bros. brawl on saturday. I'LL BRING IT OVER, KK JAZZ. and then THE KILLERS are releasing a dvd in november. and i'll be forcing the parentage to buy me it.

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day o' birth

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"So tell me, Odion, is it vengeance flavoured soup?"
"..Uhh, no, but it does have lentils in it.
lentils sounds kinda like vengeance.."
"EFF your EFFing lentils!"

Hellooooooo. (:
I'm having a nice week. I like nice weeks. Although, the horrors I suffered at lunch wasn't a happy time. It was upsetting.
I can't remember much of money or tuesday, other than "Put down my walrus!", which is possibly my favourite thing i've ever said, just for the pure randomness of it, and that it could be taken differently depending on how dirty your mind is.
Today was okay. I hated drama. I'd drop it if it wasn't for a few things; I wouldn't know what to change it for, the rehersal time + having piss about time with jack and rissa. Eurgh. Drama.
Mr Wright failed knowing how to play his own science game. We love Mr Wright.
In Media Studies, I felt like my throat was closing up. It was horrible. I don't want it to happen ever again. BETH DITTO -SCREAM. I love her music and all, but i would like her to keep her clothes on. Its nice and all, that she has the courage to get nekkid on the front of a popular magazine, seeing as she's not exactly skinny. The filming in media was fun. I would like to see the videos of me on the camera. I know i was swearing in one of them, because jack was filming when I didn't know. My hat flew off in one, which was actually hilarious. I failed at putting my eyepatch on. I poked myself with it :L
After media, we had photos. I hope mine comes out better than last years one, because last years one was terrible. I didn't look like that before I went in. Eurgh. I had 4 fringes, and they didn't tell us there were going to be photos, so I hadn't washed my hair the night before and it was in bunches and it was horrible.
Then we had maths, in which my foot hurt for no reason. I totally wanted Kirsty's balloon. Jack says he's geting me a balloon. I can see the conversation with my mother now.
Mother: Who's the balloon from?
Me: Jack..
Mother: IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW PLS?!?!
Me: No. And he's not coming for tea. Ever.
:L my mum loves Jack, although she's never met him.
Photography in the afternoon is weird. I've never had it period five before, other than when i was doing my ten hour exam. I can't be arsed with Photography in the afternoon. I don't care about school by then. What douchebag gave me the lesson then. I'm angry at them. I dont want a C- on my Photog. That won't get me a good job.
I've not played EBA for over 2 hours. I'm EFFing proud. I have a problem with that game. It so addictive. I need to S RATE all of my songs. I get so close sometimes, but no dice.
Also, I need something for a story I'm writing. One character is upset about somthing that happened, between him and his 'good friend', but I don't know what. Suggesstions?
4 Days. RHYTHEM PARADISE. YAAAAAAYYY

EmmaFranziska?
X O (: ♥

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igotyou everythingiwantedwheniwasn'tsittingonit

hello. this weekend has been eventful, it seems. well, since wednesday has tbhwitchoo.
thursday when i came home from school, mrs lewis the science teacher was on masterchef goes large. i was like "0.0WTFFFF" i have scoured the internet to find the episode, but i couldn't. i'm ashamed. first it was mr. malpass on come dine with me, now mrs lewis on masterchef, what next, mr palmer on river cottage? i'd love that, actually. hugh fernly-whittingstall (Y)
then friday i was mega ill and just laid in bed reading the shining all day. i read over half of it, tbh. it's getting good now. not that it wasn't good before, just a bit slow.
saturday i had some family staying over. it was nice, theyre company, even if they are a bit loud at times. they're all under 10. i was a bit annoyed this morning because one of them broke my postman christmas book. i scared myself because i wanted to shout and swear and break things. things being her face. i'm getting more violent. jazz, hide your arms when i talk about bakura or the killers. :L
i moved my fringe today. it was weird. i'm not used to not having hair in my face. and i hate the mooncraters on my forehead. freakin' chickenpops. my hair is actually almost it's original colour in some places. the last dye we used was almost the same colour. i don't want to be that colour. i want to be orange. i want to shave hayley william's head and wear that, tbh. that sound really weird, but i love her hair. and florence welch's hair. ginger. not philip ginger. pretty ginger.
i found a video of My Chemical Romance covering Song 2 by Blur this morning. it's actually pretty good. i honestly didn't think they'd be able to pull it off. damon albarn and gerard way have totally different voices, but gerard did it very well.
i got walking on a dream by empire of the sun, as well now. i love it. it's totally weird! i shall add a youtube video of SWORDFISH HOTKISS NIGHT at the end of this post, because i really don't know what to make of that song, other than i love it.
school tomorrow. do not want. it's only been a week, of which i went in two days, and i've had enough already. and i found the follow button, daniel, if you hadn't noticed. my template must have removed it again :\

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my throat is broken

well, not really, but it hurts a lot. my plan today was to stay at home for a while as it usually gets better. if i could talk normally by break i would have come in; i couldn't. i didn't even want to open my mouth this morning. cleaning my teeth was difficult. i'll be in tomorrow. i'd have probably have been today, if i hadn't had drama first thing. what's the point of a drama lesson if it hurts to talk?
i've watched two batman films today. first i watched the dark knight, which is amazing. does the joker die? i still don't know :\ then i watched Batman from 1966, which was AMAZING. not in a good way. the acting and effects were terrible. they were supposed to be, according to Adam West, who played batman. the best bit of the film was when either batman or robin said "dehydrated pirates that have been rehydrated!" i'm not sure what the plot of this movie was, but i loved it. the joker was blatently gay. the penguin had a monocle making him automatically awesome. the riddler... yeah. and catwoman was terrible, she was caught because she tripped over nothing. good movie.
my room is invested with flies. i haven't a clue where they are coming from, but its upsetting. there was a beast in my room last night, which i attacked with fly spray. it got in my hair and i screamed and mum thought it was a dog yhelping. whoops. actually, the fly spray might have been why i felt so odd this morning. there were two more huge flies in my room just now, which i have killed using the spray, which is doing wonders for my throat, i'm sure. i don't care, as long as the best-flies are gone, they upset me.
i did some osmosis coursework last night. i'm pleased with myself. i need the first half of the question sheet, though is anyone could possibly give the the questions upto number 25. it turns out that i do not have the sheet after all.

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ahh, but you HAVE heard of me. ;)

s'up bbycakes? i went to schoolingtons today (: it was okay. better than i expected. i didn't get murdered for not having done the osmosis shit. i don't want to do it, and i shan't be doing it tonight. i likesome fo te new seating plans. i love the one for english, having all my ho's around me.
the new form arangements are okay, i s'pose. i don't like the idea of having things to do in form. i prefer just talking. spending a year next to tilly should be fun. i will be out of my mind by may :L

• "sarah, i love you!" "I touched your boobs!" :L:L i know you did.
• "jack, can i hold your hand?" tilly then got a very funny look, and didn't get an hand either.
• "tilly look, money!" *hug* (:
• "y'know the sun is full of naked women.. i wouldn't like to see the queen in it" "SOMEONE ASK EMMA ABOUT THE QUEEN!" :L
• "hour sapple" pmsl. i fail so bad.
• "errrgghh m.. tageatelle... no?! michael mcintyre!" wifee♥
• "rubbish.." *gives essay* I DON'T CARE PLS.
• "someone will get a nasty surprise when they open that, because plastic cannot be recycled with paper, ahahahahah!"
  

goodtimes (:
i've actually started reading THE SHINING. i'm amazed that i've got so far. i sort of expected it top be like when i borrowed twilight *shiver* and only got to about page 7. i'm on page 32 56 of the shining :D its verrryyy good (:
and i've eaten a ton of ice cream.
and there are srsly loads of sea monkeys now. i'm not gonna type out their names, because there are too many :L

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beastiality boy?

the laptop is still going!

i'm having a nice end of the holidays, other than th coursework. i need help with the biology but SOMEONE won't answer my facebook messages >:l

paramore are in habbo today. i doubt i'll get in the room with them. it would be awesome to be there, just because.. i was in the room with mcfly on habbo before. gosh i'm sad. it's habbo, foo'

another awesomnosity from today: THE KILLERS HAVE TWITTER NAO. i can stalk them more now (: and i shall. i want to tweet at them, but i daren't incase i make a fool fo myself which i do on so often. :( @killers <3

argh. habbo theatrdome is full. no paramore for me. actually, i'm late. it stared 2 minutes ago, i was meant to be online about an hour ago if i wanted to get in. i'm sure i'll deal with this.

dear ye gods. watching the paramore thing on the room viewer and it's upsetting. people won't let them speak. it's all "OMFG DID YOU MEET ROB PATTINSON WEN U DID TWILITE>?!?!?!?!?!??!ONE"? and it's like "no."

the paramore fans actually just broke my internet with their failness. tehehe.

byee.

emma x o (: ♥

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Argh!

emma's got a laptooooppp(8)

the computer is back, so i can now blog whenever i want and from pretty much wherever i want. i shall try and see if the DSi will let me blog. that would be good. the internet browser on it is a bit pants, so it probably won't.

i got the sims3 for my ipod, and my sim died already. she drank some stuff from a testtube at work and died. i was like "wtf, i'be only been playing for two days :L"

i also got spore, which bores me, but it was 90% off making it only 59p, which i enjoyed. (Y)

to whom it may concern:

my birthday party is the 19th of september, come whenever you like on the day, but not too early. pirate theme, i have spare hats if you want one. dressup only if you can, but someone else neeeeds too, because i don't want to be the only person dressed as a pirate.

i have a blow-up palm tree. it is amazing. also, i'munna have hook-a-duck in the yard :L

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it's me, mario!

heyhey. tilly has asked me to write down everything that i bought today. i'm so spoilt.

• mario t-shirt
• killers - a dustland fairytale limited edition picture disk (it's not the brandon one -cry)
• ELITE BEAT AGENTS 4.99OMGG
• Another code: two memories
• paper parasol
• zelda mints
• pencil case
• 3 sets of earrings
• sunglasses *SHAME*
• gooey stickers
• ds game holder and stylus from poundland
• thorntons.
• fake eyelashes
• RIOT!
• midlife a beginners guide to blur

... and a poad of stuff for my party. i have a parrot to tie to my shoulder 'coz i'm the cap'n
i got an inflatable palm tree too, which we could have fun with (:

i had a good day. and i still have £15 left.

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lets do some counting.

9 days until bakura's birthday (: (http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/P9wFVhNZHvI/0.jpg for sarah)
24 days until jazz's birthday
26 days until my birthday party

27 days until my birthday.

i like this (:

omgggg

I can post blogs from my iPod :D hooray for free apps! I can't do any formatting or add images or anything, but I can blog. If only I found this a few weeks ago when I had no computer. Darn.

e+t's indoor picnic day of wonder and enjoyment!

these pictures pretty much sum it up :L

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a city wall and a trampoline

my new blog. which you are never going to find, because i hide it every night. tehehe. i prefer it to this one. its more private. and it's written in a pretty pink pen. :D odd. now that i'm able to blog here, i don't want to. annoyance. out tomorrow. yippee!

srsly. trousers gone?

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grr.

i'm annoyed. like, srsly. this computer does NOTHING. i want to be on teh habbo SOO much right now and it's not happening.

remember that laptop cable i was getting? that was wrong. for a notebook not a laptop. it melted inside the laptop, and now i don't have the laptop. and my fucking day&age cd is stuck inside it. this pisses me off.

i've been let down too many times this week. i suppose i should stop getting my hopes up about things. because nothing is working out.

this time we're not giving up.

lets make this last forever; screaming

hallelujah

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DUCKS DON'T NEED A BOAT, THEY CAN SWIM!

hellooooo. (: i have my computer back. i enjoy this. it's not working right yet, however. we think we've put something in wrong so the internet now cuts out whenever i try to download anything, and sometimes facebook just closes down, but it's working. i also cannot access deviantart, which is annoying. also, the @ sign is where the " sign should be, i get a \ if i press the hash button, and i don't even have a hash sign. D: the awesome squiggly thing is gone, too. it's now a :'(

i totally tapped into my british side this morning. tea, chips and blur. oh-so-british ♥
i love blur right now. i've been watching the "blur official top 40" waayyy too many times. i know most of the top ten. i'm annoyed that parklife didn't make the top ten. i've listened to that ever since i was like, three. i remember my brother made me a tape one year, that had parklife and barbie girl and loads of other stuff on it. i imagine it broke. i have a habit of braking things. ohwell.

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HI GUISE.

i'm listening to disney channel singers. not miley or the jonas brothers, because they suck. mostly demi lovato, to be honest. she a`ctually sings amazingly well. i think her song la la land is pretty true. "some may say i need to be afraid, of where i am and where i made my name" seeing as she made her name at disney, she's pretty screwed, but she shouldn't be. she's talented.

i like listening to music on youtube. you find new things. and i like new things. i just found a video of sterling knight singing a death cab for cutie song. seems he may be the next disney star to attempt a music career. i can't say that i don't like that idea, because that would be a huge lie. meep.

i have to give the computer back today. unless i take mothers advice and hide it until they come over tomorrow. maybe. i don't want to give it back. i'd be computerless until the end of the month. apparently there's some windows disks on ebay cheap, so mum's gonna buy one at the end of the month.

i've been denied an iPhone for a christmas present! how dare they. i'm the poilt child. i don't get denied things! :'( apparently, they are too expensive and mother doens't ant me to be on contract, because in don't use my phone often enough. but i only want it for the camera and the music. why can't the iPod touch have a camera? i love cameras. :3

mummy and daddy are back to work on monday! this means i can have people over if i wish. or i can just sit in the house and do nothing all day. i like this. :D

omg i haven't mentioned the spider! it was huge. mum thinks it's dead, so i'munna go with that, because i'd didn't like it. it was like aragog. that size. bloody massive! except it wasn't and i'm a terrible exaggerator. but i still didn't like it. it came out from behind a radiator and took a fly then came back. the bad thing was we'd just given it the fly, so it was our fault we even saw it. it's been there for months. it practically grew up in our kitchen. last time we saw it it was tiny, and mother failed at killing it. when i saw this monster, i screamed the house down and sat scream-crying on a chair for about 10 minutes before calming down and refusing to go in the kitchen and making mother get my ice cream.

have some videos.

reasons i love this video:

1. she sings really well.
2. the song is catchy like chlamydia
3. my current channy obsession.

this video is actually amazing. this is the reason why brandon flowers is such a talented guy. because he can sing freakin' cindi lauper with a straight face, and pretty damn well! and he #can make very butch sounding men join in with him. legend.

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the dog days are over

i was supposed to be going over ma-builda's tomorrow. i really feel bad about not going. i'm just too scared of getting ill. especially with sarah getting ill and not going. i'm terrible when i'm ill. i can't handle it. oh well.its not as if its the first time i've said no at the last minute. omg i couldn't spell 'minute' then. i'm typing with one hand in semi-darkness, which doesn't help.

i've been editing pictures today. i started off doing pictures of me and my friends and such, then moved on to the famous and pretty. i did some nice bflow images, which may appear od dA, when i figure out if it is allowed, because they're not my images, just my edits. i've been searching for ages for some nice sterling knight pictures. there are like, none! it's annoying me like hell. he's all yummy and stuff. i got one, but it doesn't edit very well, and there isn't enough room for text and then picnik started buggering up. and i have another fecking gnat bite.

i've been learning to play ocarina as well today. i learned hallelujah, and some of decode and thriller. i like the ocrina,\ but mum won't buy me a real one, so i'm stuck with my shitty ipod app. well, it's not shitty, t's just not real. hmm. i might try and record hallelujah (Y)

i was playing with the setting on my ipod app just now. apparently i named the ocarina 'brandon' which is really sad and wrong. D: :L!

i recorded hallelujah, but it's crap. i then tried decode and the great escape. no dice.

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talking to iGod.

God:Interesting gossip: Emma said I AN ASS

God:What is the subject? Sure, poop sounds like a good topic.

Me: Butt hat
God:What do you have that is ?
Me: Is..?

God:No.

Me: No?!

God:No no no no!

Me: Nooo?!

God:Let us change the subject.

Me: Okay :L

God:Yeah okay, I am so glad you find this amusing, Emma.

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earlier than expected

awright me darlin's? i've stolen my sister's laptop for a week while she's on holiday. it's niice.

i watched bruno last night. it actually wasn't as rude as i was expecting. there was one decidedly not nice part, but other than that it was okay. i pretty much know which scenes aren't going to be in the 15 version, which i'm still glign to see with my crewage. i can't let sarah down.

to be honest, the three epiusodes of yu-gi-oh: the abridged series that i watched afterwards were funnier than bruno. they made me lol. actual lols, not like when you say lol but you're not even laughing. they were hilarious. :D

i currently have my sister's dog here, as well as my own dog. it's cool, because they are actually related, so they've known each other for the whole 8 years that they have been around. it's hard to believe they're 8. it seems like it's only been a year or two since we got them. goldie, the sister's dog is possibly the most retarded dog i've ever met. she's mental. she doesn't sit still like charlie does.

i'm really looking forward to wednesday. sarah's making me miss jack now tbh. i want to get back to that cool place that stec found yesterday. it was really nice there.

i just did i facebook quize about twilight. i got two answers right,which was 15 percent. question 5 on that quiz contained the word "tonails" it took me a while to figure out that that was supposed to say "toe nails" :L!

hello/goodbye

the computer goes away again tomorrow. this upsets me. i won't be blogging for a while, because my ipod doesn't let me. it doesn't let me comment on blogs anymore, either, so i won't be about. i'll proably read your blogs though. i dunno who 'you' are, but apparently i'm watching you (Y)
i had a really great day yesterday with the wife. i don't think it's been just us before, tbh. it was cool. we bought strange water squirter things and went down the pitts with them. i sort of wanted tilly to call so i could say "me and sarah are down roswell" because that's where people seem to go to 'be alone'. i don't see why, it's gross and muddy :P
i got hardly any sleep last night. it was gross. i felt so ill and i don't know why. i probably ate too much lasagne. i'm like garfield with lasagne. and i had a headache and there was a spider in the toilet. hate.
today i dyed my hair. the girl on the box had ginger hair, but my hair doesn't seem to have changed. [JAI HO] mum thinks it has, but i can't see it.

i wanna go out again. it's not like i have a computer to keep in touch with you guys. text me xo

you are the reason that i breathe
you are the reason that i still believe
you are my destiny
jai ho.

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some fun :D

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.

Step 2: Post the a line from the first 27 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.

Step 3: Tag 10 people but let anyone guess the answers.

Step 4: Strike through when someone gets them right

Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!

Step 6: If after 30 days, there are still gaps, put people out of their misery

1. how they all adored him
2. rattlesnakes and romance are spillin' with the rain
3. this is the ending message on your stereo
4. your eyes are the size of the moon (TAKEN)
5. there where the air is free
6. do you see how much i need you right now? (TAKEN)
7. hey; you know they're all the same
8. beat; beat; heart beat.
9. you're on the bed but your clothes are layin' right there. (TAKEN)
10. you're makin' me laugh out, when you strike your pose (TAKEN)
11. let; let me out
12. IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. ♫ (TAKEN)
13. you could have knocked me down with a feather
14. so who's keeping scores?
15. they gave us two shots to the back of the head and we're all dead now
16. do you know where to go in the event of an emergency
17. auu auu. auu auu. auu haauuu. :L!
18. you and him getting more than friendly (TAKEN)
19. hand in hand into your icy blues (TAKEN)
20. and we might have started singing just a little soon
21. in a bedroom with no windows or doors all the happy people are crying
22. if you can coddle(?) the infection they can amputate at once
23. i don't care if you really care as long as you don't go.
24. when i hear my favourite song i know we belong
25. i said i've got no time; i have to go
26. let me know that i've done wrong; when i've known this all along. (TAKEN)
27. so you say; it's not okay to be gay, well i think you're just evil.
    i tag everyone :D

okeydokey. blog time. i've done nothing today. srsly, nothing. anyone want to take me somewhere tomorrow? please? *begs*

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four days.

i have four days until i have no computer again. this saddens me.

i had no electricity in the house for four hours today. it was annoying. i wanted to watch big brother's little brother. i missed it four times. and it was an hour long. how pissing annoying.

i just failed at monopoly against the mother. once one of us as burns' manor they've won. mother got it. i was annoyed. i lost. i won some money back. i spent it all. i lost the game. D:

i had noodles for lunch today, and everyone was like "oh, she's using chop sticks. we'll be here for hours" but i actually finished before most people. i was proud.

aaaand my dad bought me a gameboy advance from the car boot. it's sexy. it's all black and pretty. and it has a fitas case. it came with three games; two of which i already had and one my niece beth had and i've got on the wii, but it was 3 pounds for the whole thing. not bad, tbh.

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we do it in the dark

with smiles on our faces

hello again.

i've noticed, that other people who's blogs i read always write really personal things, that are like, possiblt important. why can't i write like that? maybe i'm just to scared of revealing things that i don't want people to know about, or i'm scared of hurting someone. i don't know.

i was sort of writing like it then, actually. yay me (:

what did i do last saturday? the first day after we left school. i can't remember a thing! gah! did i go out? did i stay in? i think i stayed in... or did i? argh! i need to keep a diary of what i do and who i'm with. so that i don't forget things like this.

i found something yellow + gooey in my slipper this morning. i have a really bad feeling that it was a haribo that jack stuck to me. how it got in my slipper, i have no clue, but it's the only logical reason as to why there was yellow goo on my foot. i don't like yellow goo. i had a plastic-gooey star sticker once. i stuck it to my wondow. the star got warm. it melted. some of it's still on my wondow, as i cannot get it off. there's a big stuck in it. haha. poor bug.

i want to dislike fall out boy. i really do. but infinity on high refuses to be bad. i honestly think this is one of my favourite albums ever. possibly right after hot fuss, which is third. yes. it might beat a killers album (sawdust)

what are we doing this week, guys? mum + dad are at home for two weeks, so i want to be out. dad just pisses me off tbh. they're re-decorating the hallway. i like this. i got to draw on the walls.

i've got an OKEYDOKEY for painting the spare room, by the way. i'm gonna have it yellow with an orange accent wall. is it called an accent wall? i dunno. either way, you guys can come over and help paint, if you want. but no paint fights. we're not changing the carpet. i'll probably stick some plastic or old sheets down or something, because i know what sarah's like.

so hum hallelujah just off the key of reason♫

i'm not your toy.

hello. i've decided, down with blog titles in the correct place! the title will now be in large italic writing on the right of the blog body. it looks nicer, yes?

i'm having a bit of la roux at the moment. i love her voice. check out the song 'cover my eyes' it's actually amazing. the only downside to her album, is that it was all written about a breakup. it makes me think 'get over it' but then again, i've never been through anything like that, so i don't know how it feels. it made some really damn good music, so i don't mind that much.

i was supposed to be going out today, but everyone got diseased and they're all staying in. so i had ice-cream and dip for breakfast, and stayed in. also, i have twelve cans of fizzy vimto. VIMTO. well, i've drank two of them, so i only have ten.

TEN. CANS. OF. FIZZY. VIMTO.

ohyeaaah. (Y)

i just used the living social application on facebook to spell out my name in random objects. it made me laugh. egg, mudblood, mandible, acorn, whales. rofl @ eggs + mudbloods! i love living social. it doesn't work very well on my computer now because it died of fail. i only have five days before it goes again. windows runs out, y'see. which means no more blogging for a while. no photos on facebook. no life. i hate it. not having a computer is like, torture. anyone who wants to torture me, you now know how. mum says she's gonna get a new cable for the laptop soon, so this may help. the laptop is okay, even if i won't be able to use it some days, because it isn't mine, i'm sure i can change that, though >:]

as if by magic

thoughts of you are

gone.

it rained.

THERE WAS SO MUCH RAIN

+ I GOT SO WET

went out with my favourite people ever today. (:

it rained, and i complained because sarah made us walk the long way round to tesco. i didn't mind until the water started seeping up my jeans so that it soaked my knees. jack nearly fell in a ditch-thing laughing at me. the people in tesco stared at us. i understood why, we were all soaked. apart from jazz, who is smarticle and brought an umbrella with her. mine's broken, so i couldn't have taken one.

we wented to the playpark after tesco. it was nice because there wern't any children because it had been raining so much. i had a haribo fight with jack and now my hair is all sticky. the rain water tasted like pee. it wasn't nice.

today, i'm watching pirates of the caribbean: dead man's chest which is one of my favourite films of all time. anything with jonny depp and pirates is in my good books.

"if it wern't for these bars, i'd have you already" what a nice thing for elizabeth to say to will right infront her dad. i'm sure he loved that.

why is the rum always gone?

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go go dick and dom

in da bungalow

guess. what i'm watching. ;)
to be specific, i'm watching the audio commentary. it's funny. they just keep shouting "dick! dirty dick" and because i'm now old enough to find that funny. i love this DVD. it's my favourite DVD. and it's signed. hooray for winning!
currently, the cat is singing about stoke-on-trent. i will keep you posted on what is happening.
i'm going out tomorrow! hurrah. i'm looking forward to it. i haven't been out since tuesday. i don't like being in the house. its boring. nothing is on tv. except chowder. chowder is on sometimes. i like chowder.
they just gave away what creamy muck muck is. shame on them.
i want to see harry potter again. i want to see bruno. i want some goddamn money tbh.
i want to go to build-a-bear with the wife and ma-builda-bear.
run out of interesting things. so absorbed in dick and dom audio commentry...

BOGIES!

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MY COMMENTS WORK NOW BTW. ♥

hellooooo.

the most important meal of the daay

servin' it up, gary's way!

hello. harry potter was good. i didn't cry, even though people seem to think i did. i was a little dissapointed that they didn't do the white tomb bit. then again, i would'a cried if they had done. its a lose lose situation, it seems.

bruno next ♥ i'm rather happy that it's a 15 now. i'm probably still going to see the 18 version when it's out, because no doubt sarah will get it. i wanna see lesbian vampire killers, too. there's posters in blockbusters. people have said it's not good, but i wanna see it anyway. i bet it's a better vampire film than twilight.

oh gid, there's a poster for new moon in the cinema in cambridge. this upset me because it made me want to see the film. from the poster, it looks good. bella was with jacon now edward. i like this. it means edward isn't winning. what was that other guys name that i liked in twilight? was it james? he died. i liked him. i wish he hadn't died. i'd have SO been excited about new moon if he was still alive.

i wonder if new moon will have more colours than blue, black and greeny-blue?

i'm dying my hair again soon. i might go and see mother tomorrow when she's on lunch break and get one. idk what colour to do. i like re,d but i can't do much because i went black. it needs bleaching. like hell i'm doing that. i could just go black again, but then i'll look all emo, and this i do not want. it would be most bad. i might just go really red. i'll go ginger and be twins with philip. (Y)

i can hear tranquilize. i like this. it's the killers vs kings of leon day on mtv2 today. i like this. i've checked the listing for the day, the killers have 4 shows on whereas KOL only have two. does this mean the killers win? i think so.

i guess i'm a bit biased, but the killers ARE thre better band. have you heard KOL's latest album? it's nothing but drone. well, sex on fire isn't, but the rest is. at least brandon flowers can come up with some catchy like chlamydia stuff. word.

we're the ones who still believe

and we're looking for a page

in that lifeless book of hope

where a dream might help you cope

where the Bushes and the bombs are

tranquilized.

change the WorLd.

i watched it. i've seen it before, but this is my first time properly watching it. it was scarier second time.
BURNING MAN BLEEDING FROM EYES = AHHH :'(
basically, a group of people made a virus that killed people in about 10 minutes, and it was fucking horrible. i think the doctor said it was the flu crossed with ebola. i imagine this was m,ade up, but it fucking kick's swine flu's ass, as swine flu is a pussy virus (that sounds bad, but that's not what i mean). this virus was bad. a little girl watched her dad inject himself with it, half die, then set himself on fire. this kid must have some issues now. + there was a little boy who looked nothing like near but was near and i didn't like this. no.
i'll list places where blood come from in this movie:

• eyes
• nose
• mouth (+ probably lungs)
• ears
• fingernails
• random places on skin

it was kinda weird how i enjoyed watching a plance full of people bleeding to death. i'm such a weird person.

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anyway.
HARRY POTTER TOMORROW. i'm way excited. i can't wait. i haven't wanted to see a film so much in ages. it will be win. must NOT cry when dumbleydore dies, though. lol @ how they had to cut dumbledore saying something about a girl he fancied because j.k rowling has decided that dumbledore was a bum bandit. he had the hots for grindelwald, apparently.
i'm not dying my hair blue anymore. mother thinks it would be a bad idea. i think i'munna go more red instead. i hate having my hair the same colour for too long. it's boring.

angry.

i have some.

the computer is being an ass. it won't do ANYTHING. what is the point of having a computer if all you can access is blogger or facebook, or the occational harvest moon site. this is madness! (thisisspartaaa) gah.

i wanted to put this on deviantart, but its going here instead. i need to put it somewhere because my windows activation time is running out, and we don't have the code to activate it. which means everything on my computer will be gone. fuckit.

this is flora. i love flora. i upset her on harvest moon and i was sad. SHE DOES NOT LIKE RED GRASS DON'T GIVE HER ANY RAWR.

i'm goin' after muffy, anyway. (;

lies

i found some:

sarah's is the only one that doesn't lie (:

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its the last day of school tomorrow. i'm rather exxcited, but also sad. mr. doji is leaving, which is terrible. seriously, i don't think that 10H will be right without him. it will not be nice. our new tutor is nice and all, but he isn't mr. doji. at least we get period 2 off tomorrow to just sit in form. i
like this.
i don't want to be year 11, really. it means leaving school. school is a nice place. when i'm at school i don't have to get a job, earn money, think about growing up. well, i do, but only because they force it upon me. much like that hobo from cambridge.
i don't think i'm going to be doing much in the holidays tbh. we always say "yeah, we'll meet up loads" but we never do. i'm a little bit wary of this beach trip. i don't think it's going to happen. we suck at planning things, to be honest. the only thing we can plan well is "11am starbucks" and we've been doing that every saturday for weeks.
i'm not out this saturday. i don't enjoy this. i don't like being inside on a perfectly good day of not being in school'acus'eth. mum wants me to clean. its only becaus ei've lost loads in about a week. i don't ovten lose things. things go missing for a while, but i don't lose things. i lost my keys first. this was problematic, because we only have two front door keys, and the back door is really difficult to lock and unlock. mother spent about two days going through my room looking for myu keys which i swear i left in there, but we found nothing. now i have mother's key and she's using a backdoor key.
this song sucks.
then i lost my new headphones. thereally pretty ones with the diamond in them. i lost them. it was annoyed. i haven't a clue what i did with them, they just vanished. finally, i lost my p.e. kit. you can't really blame me, i hadn't used it for about a month due to ilness and exams. it turned out, that it was in the cupboard, and if i'd moved one thing i would have seen it. fail.
i still haven't got a proper computer. i think it's horrible how my parents refuse to get me a new computer. i even offered to have one for my birthday instead of a nintendo dsi. and i fucking NEED a nintendo dsi. i can't stand having this basic shit computer. i have nothing on it. there's no point of trying to get anything on it, it just has a spasm and dies. its old. i want a new one. i'm not doing well at school because of this problem. courseowrk requires a computer nowadays. i don't give a shit what it was like in the 70's when you were in school, i neeeed msword to be able to do coursework. i don't want to draw graphs, i want excel. i'm just not doing coursework, this is bad, but good for me.
it doesn't, however, help my harvest moon addiction. oh. my. god. WHY DIDN'T I GET THIS GAME BEFORE?!?!? technically, it's not mine now. i'm borring it off my niece, beth, who can't do it. so i'm 'starting her a farm so she can take over later' but actually, i'm playing a different file with my name on it. hah. i have made her a farm, though, so i have done what i was supposed to do.
yeah i think this blog is long enough now.

been there, done that messed around

i'm having fun, don't put me down

i'll never let you sweep me off my feet. ♥

PIRATE

i am officialy in love with facebook's pirate language.

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ಇ'ಮ್ ಇತ್ ತಿರೆದ್ ಒರ ಉಂಹಪ್ಪ್ಯ್.ವ್ತ್ಫ್ ಇಸ್ ಅಪ್ ವಿಥ್ ಬ್ಲಾಗರ್? ವೈ ಇಸ್ ಇಟ್ ದೊಇಂಗ್ ಥಟ್?!for some reason, it was set to hindi. ooer. it looks kinda like saheeb or however you spell it. sarah's made up language.i got my fitas glasses todayy ^_^ they have leopard print sides and they are ever-so-pretty. i gots a spare pair too. incase i break them like i did my old ones.i'm really tried. i have a massive bruise on my leg from falling on a picnic bench at school. it's owwie.i'm sad that my photography exam is over. i hate thursdays and my media coursework is due and i haven't done it all. i'm not doing it now. i don't want to.
i just posted this in the other blog by accident. whoops :\

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i had the first 5 hours of my photography exam today. my group is the first to have an exam. it went okay. the first two hours was all panic because i had no idea what i was doing. this was not good. i eventually got some help and finished before the end of the day. all i have to do now is get my book finished + sort out my babylon stuff.
at lunch today i had an odd conversation. i can't even remember what lead to it, but jack said "emma fancies someone tall, dark + gay" so i said "you're describing kieran" which tbh he was. then i was like "ohshit" because i'd pretty much said i like kieran, which i do not. whoops. then my muffen was thrown on the floor and i was angry becaus i loooooove muffins.
i had to walk to mum's work to get a key so i could get into my house, as i have lost mine. there were good points and bad points to this. bad points being daniel followed me, it was raining, i didn't want to walk into town. the good points being i got sweets for photography tomorrow (apparently there's going to be partying), i had a nice walk and i got starbucks for the second day in a row.
i'm trying to try new things from starbucks, because i only ever have a caramel cream frapaccino or a mango + passionfruit. yesterday i had the strawberries + cream frappaccino, and today i had the chocolate one. i didn't like the strawberry one much. the chocolate one was fucking amazing. it's my favourite now, i think. yummm♥
i'm missing iTunes a lot. it's annoying not being able to download anything on this shitty computer. i have old internet explorer, no msn, no itunes, no paint.net, no anything! i also don't have sound, so i can't use youtube or anything that uses sound either. grrr.
the most annoying thing is that i can't get la roux onto my iPod, and i neeeeed it. it's bad, i tell ya.
harry potter soon :D!

return to normal.

i may well be back to regular blogging. oddly enough, since i lost the computer nothing much has happened. nothing worth noting, anyway. i went out at the weekends as i usually do. i played animal crossing and spent hours on my iPod missing the internet.
aquafest was fun yesterday. the woman painting sarah's face was like RAWR when me + jack were making sarah laugh. it was 'making her job difficult'. and i went on the big slide. it's my favourite thing there, seriously. i love that slide and the horrible feeling that it's going to collapse when you stand at the top. it's really wobbley. it's the sort of fair ride that get's packed down very small and shoved on the back of a car. this is why it was so unsafe. me + jack didn't die on it. this is good.
i got La Roux by La Roux. good album name, i know. it's actually amazing and totally deserves the 9/10 rating it got from NME magazine. lookup tigerlily and bulletproof if you want. no. not if you want. friggin' do it! they're amazing songs. there's another one, but i can't remember it's name right now.

hello darlings.

i have internets. :D :D :D :D :D
this makes me happy.
this is my 100th post. i've had to wait ageesss to post it.

i had a good day today, although i have dirt in my pants.

SUNNY BEACHEEESSS

listenin' to girls and boys by blur. i cannot take it seriously thanks to sarah and her thing about sunny beaches. it WAS hilarious.
today has been univentful. i spent most of it on animal crossing. i've seen rolf in the city two days in a row now. this makes me happy. he knows my name, too! it's awesome. he was like "EMMA DO YOU HAVE SHOE POLISH?!?"
it was the bug contest today. maple (a bear) was winning then i kicked her ass with some sort of bug and was like "yayiwin" then i turnedit off for a while. i came back to find that roscoe (a horse) had freakin' beat me! i was more angry than i should have been, considering that it's a fictional game and i love roscoe loads. i kicked his ass, and then i kicked my own ass, so i imagine i've won. it ended at 6pm but i haven't seen the results. i'll see 'em in the morning when i get my trophy. if i do not get a trophy, there will be murder in borginia.
i also told a lie to the people in the town hall. i told them pango was being rude. she isn't. i just want to know what happens. (Y)
i might be reaallly sad and start an AC blog. because i get bored sooo easily. and it would stop all this crap leaking in here :P

alrite.

i feel lyk spellin lyk dis for a bit. kk? no. screw that. it takes me longer to write like that. :P

i'm well again + will be in school tomorrow unless something horrible happens over night. mother says unless i go to school tomorrow i cannot go out at the weekend, and not going out at the weekend upsets me a lot, as i haven't seen my bitchezz this week. -cry

the new baby has a name. they called him ollie. it's not that bad.

is it bad to drink 7 cartons and 2 bottles of ribena in two days? because if so, oh dear. at least i'm drinking enough.

i like that i'll have someone to walk home with a few days a week now. someone that won't abandon me for someone else. yes, i'm still a bit miffed about they.

DEAR GOD MY HANDS ITCH. for some strane reason i decided to rub soap into them, and my hands didn't like it. the soap smelled nice. i had to :[

i discovered why the scanner wouldn't work yesterday. it wasn't plugged in. i'm such a 'tard. i also spelled cute as kite yesterday, which is rather retarded. i fail so often.

zomfg i've missed all my photography lessons this week. i'm gonna fail so hard! the one lesson i actually care about. :'[[[[

i want the new harry potter movie out now please.

TRAH'ER

i went to the doctors about my balance issues today. apparently i've had a virus and not noticed it and that is what's causing it. he made me feel well silly.
"touch my finger. touch your nose... now again.." gah!
when i was in there there was this really tall girl and she had a hoody on. the hoody had a TRAH'ER on the back. i was like "omfg want so much" but mum refused to steal it for me. wouldn't have fitted anyway.
also, i'm an aunty again. like, half five this morning or something. he doesn't have a name yet :P
my scanner won't friggin' work. it's annoying me waayy loads. i drew a picture for the deviantart and now i cannot do the uploading! :[

argh!

no, not pirate talk. annoyed, emma-is-unwell talk. :P my head's gone weird. seriously. i keep walking into walls. the mother thinks i was out in the sun too long on saturday, and that is what is causing this. i agree. i was in the sun for waaayyy to long on saturday, even if i did have an awesome time. i fell in the lesbian sex D:

it was actually an amazing day. i had hella fun :3

guess what i finally watched yesterday! twiliiiight. yeah. the best part was when carlisle said "edward, you have to suck bella" i was laughing for like ages a that. i also liked james. i like james more than jacob or edward. i'm pretty damn annoyed that he got killed. he was fuckin' awesome. i don't get why, for half of the film, edward and bella seemed incapable of stringing more than three words together. it annoyed me SOOO much. so did the colours. what was up with it? okay, maybe they were trying to make it all atmospheric, but they could do that without the whole film being blue. definately NOT worth the hype it got.

to all the twilight fans out there, go find something else to obsess over. (Y) :D

90's week on mtv2. this could be either really sucky or fuckin' awesome. it will contain LOTS of blur, i imagine. and that is ever-so-wonderful.

i watched drop dead fred at the weekend. i'd forgotten how AWESOME that film is. however, i'm really dissapointed that it is going to be remade with fuckin' RUSSEL BRAND as fred. as much as i loooovvee russel brand and his odd twitterings, he won't be right. i will still watch it though. it won't be better than the original, but i will watch it. i shall drag my bitchezz to the cinema, just like sarah's dragging me to the cinema for harry potter in the summer. i'm actually a but excited about harry potter. it's harry potter fgs! he's awesomeeeeee.

if only i could blog for english coursework. i'd get an A fersure.

i just signed up for this:

itslikesex.tumblr.com

mood: faaaaabulous

i am currently on a very very happy :]

i was very happy now i have very very happy because bflow appeard on my tv sittin' all hot like on a chair in the snow with feathers. i enjoy this, i do.

this is the world that we live in

and no we can't go back

OUT TOMORROW YES PLS. eeeee. i love saturdays. they make going through the shitty week worth it. and i'm getting a bag of 50ps! who loves 50ps! i do, i dooooo.

i will be with my wifeys and my rissa (and jazz if she's not still "ill" and feels like it. which i doubt she will) and i will do stuff. i think sarah wants to go to the bit behind the field of cows. which i enjoy.

omgomgomgomg. empire of the cum is on now. lol @ sarah on my bebo. she makes me laugh waaaayyy loads. this is my new phrase. "waaayyy loads" i also like the phrase ".... is amazing" :]

"jack, you'll like this. its got loads of knobs and fiddley bits" ;) LOLOLOL. :D

I SAW THE PRIZE MAN ON AC:LGTTC :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:DDDDD::D:D::D:D:*smiley*

he gaved me a bubble wand one day, then he was there again and he gave a a bunny balloon. i loove my balloon. it's orange.

orange like the play-doh in citizenshit. "it's jesus and the golden rule" "Not it's not, it's a penis and a pancake!" lolll.

i've actually had a pretty awesome day tbh. except drama. i don't like drama anymore. it upsets me. our group is always the one being screwed with. i don't like it.

i can't do welll when i think you're gonna leave me but i know i try

are you gonna leave me now; shouldn't you be belieing now

eww. foo fighters. must change channel.

byeeee :D

i just feel like writing something.

but i dunno what. i was gonna try to write some fanfiction earlier, but i seriously couldn't be bothered to think of a plot. my stories never seem to have very good ones.
i can actually feel the make-up on my face. i'm wearing so much. i must must must... MUST find out what lipstick lady gaga is wearing when she 'kills her boyfriend' in paparazzi. it's all shiney. i want it. argh! the make-up is itchyyy.
i'm starting to enjoy school, y'know. it's a lot more fun that sitting at home 'ill' i have no friends at home. i get no apple stickers at home. it's 3-1, if anyone's interested. no? no one cares? thought not :]
i'm actually doing well in photography atm. i need to get more darkroom stuff done, though. i don't like being in the darkroom. i guess it's something i have to get used to. not being afraid of the dark. it's a lot less scary that i initially thought, actually. the only time i'd seen a proper darkroom before september was on my parents are aliens and lucy (the girl on the show) decided it was haunted and very scary. this put me off somewhat.
i prefer media a lot more now i've moved seats. i love laura, but i find it difficult finding things to talk to her about. rofl at mr. edge "that's annoying, and if you do that he'll do something he doesn't want to do!" LOLOL. i love mr. edge. he's ace. and he has an awesome name. seriously. jonny edge sounds like some spy or secret agent or something (are they the same thing?)
drama = DO NOT WANT. i don't like it anymore. i am glad i took that rather than french, though. why the HELL did i pick french? i'm also rather glad i didn't pick history. i hate that subject. i don't even do it and i hate it. i feel so sorry for the retards that took it. that textbook is massive! and the teacher... GAH.
i saw a kid licking a window on saturday. it STILL amuses me.
i have too much hair. i swearrrr it like, doubled in volume last night or something. it's everywhere. i like the length, it's just really thick (like sarah ;]) that was a pointless paragraph.
to whoever this applies to: are we doing anything saturday? i have sunday free too, due to baby having of family members.
i found lady gaga sunglasses. actual ones from her actual merch site. WANTTTT. i'm totally in love with her right now. she's so cool. :3
gahh. i'm going for a shower before this make-up forces me to scratch my face off.

omigoshh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHAbpjkrDIk

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

actually not as good as expected. i doubt anyone cares about my lovely video. ohwell.

omigosh

i loooooooooooooooove this video.

"911 emergency. hello? i just killed my boyfriend"

this is all.

tarquin willhelm adolf hitler-ward.

this is my name now. because of my marriages and because of jazz changing everyone's names.

i'm a little annoyed that beinazir(spelling) left BB. well, she was evicted. i didn't mind her. i wanted angel to go away. she's like a russian boxer child catcher type person thing.

i quite like notion by kings of leon. the bit that goes "don't knock it, don't knock it" is waaaayyy catchy. i dunno why. i really wasn't impressed by only by the night even though it won a brit award. it's crap, honestly. the killers should have won. day and age is amazing. no i'm not biast (:

i've been listening to sawdust recently. it's actually a really good album. it's just not their best. then again, it's a cd of B-sides and tracks that didn't make it onto other albums, so the songs wouldn't be as good as on any of the albums. tranquilize is slowly becoming one of my favourite killers songs. it's amazing.

i dislike the current obsession over youmeatsix and josh francheshi (is that right? i don't know his name) he's not that hot. it's like rpatz. except rpatz is like omgnooogetitaway.

i've been singing katy perry a lot recently, too. and i've been ordered to get some more songs by the lonely island. which i do not mind, because they are lolsome.

OMFG HAVEN'T READ QC IN AGES BYE.

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i looooooooooved strawberry fair. the guy dressed as spam still amazes me. the bubble fight annoyed me somewhat. i wish i'd used the pay toilets. the toilets at the fair were horrible.

i had a great day. i miss my balloon, though, i can't believe i caught it again when we were trying to let it go. i also can't believe that i couldn't let go of it myself. D:

i can't be bothered to say anything else tbh.

i hate frankenstien.

hello (:

i'm waaayyyy happy. i seem to open all of my blogs with this. that isn't not a bad thing, tbh. i refuse to stop.

i don't actually know why i'm writing a blog. i have nothing to say. except gay club (creative writing to most) was fail because there was someone there that should not have been there.

there's a woman yodelling like a cow (yes, i do mean cow) on tv. and there's this kinda fit guy with a lip piercing. i love coach trip. big brother on a bus! how can you go wrong?! there's a gay couple too. this pleases me.

big brother started last night. i am amazingly happy that rodrigo is an 'official housemate' he's waaayyyy cute.

strawberry fair tomorrow. i'm excited for it. i really hope it doens't rain. i don't want it to be too sunny, either. i want t-shirt weather, but not vest-top weather. this would please me. i'm slightly conserned about toilets, as sarah will need to go constantly, and we won't be near any. this does not please me.

x

i feel all blurghh but still happy. i really don't want it to be hot anymore. it's not good heat. it's bad heat. the heat is making me ill. it makes me not want to eat, which makes me feel ill, but if i do eat it makes me feel ill anyway, so i cannot win.
but i still feel happy.
mother said to me earlier "i haven't seen you smile in 2 days". she should have been in media. infact, i smile a lot in school, because i have people to talk to there. she also should have been around when i found ROLFFF in AC:LGTTC earlier. i took pictures of me and him! i loves my rolf. :D♥♥♥♥

tbh, it's a little bit sad thaty i love rolf so much. he's a computer. then again, i also love L and various anime characters, so it's not that bad. but rolf's fuckin' awesome, srsly. :D he likes fossils.
i'm gonna have to spend ages scrubbing pen off my arm tonight. joy.

<- IS MY ROLF IT IS.

ooohhappy.

I'S BEEN ON AC:LGTTC AGAIN. it's awesome. i spent waaaayyy too many bells on clothes from Gracie Grace and not enough on my mortgage. it pisses me off that tom nook refuses to sell me a bug net, when in the long run it will make him money because i will sell him my bugs and use the money to pay off my loan. and considering my loan is 120,000 bells and a bug net is only 500 it kinda works in his favor rather than mine. also, i saw roscoe again today. he was like "EMMA GET SOME MEDICENE FOR YOUR EYE!" i got stung by bees, y'see.
school was good today. maths was annoying. i reaaallly don't like lewis anymore. he seems to have an effect on others around him, too. all i can say is thank god tilly turned up, and fuck you philip for leaving me! D:
i just wiped eyeliner everywhere. i should be in the shower now.
i'm looking forward to drama tomorrow. it's fitas (Y)♥
after quite a lot of thought, i ahve come to the conclusion that i do think luke steele is kinda hot. he's weird. reaaally weird (i mean dress sense, i know next to nothing about him as a person, but this will change). he's not has hot as bflow, though. he's like YUMMM. 28 this month. this saddens me.
I AM STARTING TO SEE WHY NO ONE READS THIS ANYMORE. I WRITE SO MUCH CRAP.
at least i'm not one of those negative people that just write (i spelled that as "wright" as in phoenix, not mr.) about how unhappy they are. i know many of these people and i think they should keep it to themselves and stop depressing everyone else. it's called seeking attention. i'm not picking on everyone who does it. just some of the people. (Y)
gotta go shower. i have nothing left to write now anyway.
LY LOADS BBZ BYEEE XOXOXOXOXOX. lol chavs (:

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heyyyyyylo. (:

i dunno when i last blogged. but here is a new one. i don't actually think anyone reads it anymore, but oh well.

i'm really happy. for reasons of which i do not know. i'm very rarely unhappy tbh. i like this about me. i'm a happy person. i go through bad moods, but then someone will say something nice and i'll be okay again. it's alllll good.

i had a bbq today. with the family. it was very nice. there was a paddley pool. i got in it. it was cold. very cold. liam (the nephew) covered me in the cold water when i was dry. i had a water fight with the biggest kid i know (srsly, he's 30 and he got excited over a water gun).

i got animal crossing: let's go to the city and it's amazing. in my town, borginia, i have merry (a cat), chester (a panda), drake (a duck), baabera (a sheep), poncho (a bear) and ROSCOE THE DONKEY THING. i loooooooove roscoe. he's amaze. he's in my town on animal crossing: wild world. he's like my bff. but he's not rolf. i love rolf more. he WAS my bff until he moved out :'[. but this game involves a bus which takes you to the city (hence "lets go to the city) which has more expensive shops, a hairdresser etc, and ROLF WAS THERE. it was awesome. he didn't actually know who i was but i got to see my rolf again which was like YAAAAY.

DEAR GOD I'M SAD.

i have interwebs on my computer again now, so i can import "tonight: franz ferdinand". i did metro station this morning and had to type in all of the song names because i had no internet because the dongle broke, but it's better now (Y)

i have not read frankenstein i don't want to read frankenstein. it's so fucking boring. he made a monster. it killed people. woo.

finally, i am in love with this picture:

almost a week.

since my last post. and that wasn't even a proper post.

i got google chrome on the laptop. it spellchecks things for me. although it's stopped now that i want something spellchecking. typical.

i got zoo tycoon going! it's so sexy. i built some zoos. took pictures of zoos. made more zoos. i put one of the guests in the with crocodiles. it was funny. if you click on guests they have a current activity. her's was "running away from nile crocodile 1" which was actually on te other side of the enclosure anyway. i'll put her with the lions next time (:

i've been really bored today. so bored i watched old disney movies. tbh, a lot of the older disney movies are better than the disney movies now. except pixar movies. i gotta see Up.

tomorrow is going to be amaze. i will take pictures. even if it kills me. i never get good pictures. but i will. i will have piccatures of me + my wifey and me + my tilly and maybe some of me + my jazz&rissa. :D

and we will make rocky roads. hooray for smashing biscuits!

also, look up fennec foxes on google images. they are freakin' adorable!

my favourite band that isn't the killers right now:

this video is awesome. the only thing bad is that it's in mexico, this makes me think of swine flu which angers me. the colours in the video are amazing. (: