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heyyyyyylo. (:

i dunno when i last blogged. but here is a new one. i don't actually think anyone reads it anymore, but oh well.

i'm really happy. for reasons of which i do not know. i'm very rarely unhappy tbh. i like this about me. i'm a happy person. i go through bad moods, but then someone will say something nice and i'll be okay again. it's alllll good.

i had a bbq today. with the family. it was very nice. there was a paddley pool. i got in it. it was cold. very cold. liam (the nephew) covered me in the cold water when i was dry. i had a water fight with the biggest kid i know (srsly, he's 30 and he got excited over a water gun).

i got animal crossing: let's go to the city and it's amazing. in my town, borginia, i have merry (a cat), chester (a panda), drake (a duck), baabera (a sheep), poncho (a bear) and ROSCOE THE DONKEY THING. i loooooooove roscoe. he's amaze. he's in my town on animal crossing: wild world. he's like my bff. but he's not rolf. i love rolf more. he WAS my bff until he moved out :'[. but this game involves a bus which takes you to the city (hence "lets go to the city) which has more expensive shops, a hairdresser etc, and ROLF WAS THERE. it was awesome. he didn't actually know who i was but i got to see my rolf again which was like YAAAAY.

DEAR GOD I'M SAD.

i have interwebs on my computer again now, so i can import "tonight: franz ferdinand". i did metro station this morning and had to type in all of the song names because i had no internet because the dongle broke, but it's better now (Y)

i have not read frankenstein i don't want to read frankenstein. it's so fucking boring. he made a monster. it killed people. woo.

finally, i am in love with this picture:

almost a week.

since my last post. and that wasn't even a proper post.

i got google chrome on the laptop. it spellchecks things for me. although it's stopped now that i want something spellchecking. typical.

i got zoo tycoon going! it's so sexy. i built some zoos. took pictures of zoos. made more zoos. i put one of the guests in the with crocodiles. it was funny. if you click on guests they have a current activity. her's was "running away from nile crocodile 1" which was actually on te other side of the enclosure anyway. i'll put her with the lions next time (:

i've been really bored today. so bored i watched old disney movies. tbh, a lot of the older disney movies are better than the disney movies now. except pixar movies. i gotta see Up.

tomorrow is going to be amaze. i will take pictures. even if it kills me. i never get good pictures. but i will. i will have piccatures of me + my wifey and me + my tilly and maybe some of me + my jazz&rissa. :D

and we will make rocky roads. hooray for smashing biscuits!

also, look up fennec foxes on google images. they are freakin' adorable!

my favourite band that isn't the killers right now:

this video is awesome. the only thing bad is that it's in mexico, this makes me think of swine flu which angers me. the colours in the video are amazing. (:

LMFAO!

(R) Saraaaaah says:
xD FUCK WE'RE COOL!
Emma spoon treatment! it burnss! xD says:
DAMN STRAIGHT!
(R) Saraaaaah says:
LIKE A CURVE!! STRAIGHT AS A CURVE! SENSE! THIS MAKES NONE OF!
Emma spoon treatment! it burnss! xD says:
SENSE?! I HAVE SOME OF THAT IN MY SHED.
(R) Saraaaaah says:
DO YOU MEAN LAWNMOWVER?
Emma spoon treatment! it burnss! xD says:
YES.
Emma spoon treatment! it burnss! xD says:
DARN. I GOT SENSE AND LAWNMOWERS CONFUSED AGAIN


Emma spoon treatment! it burnss! xD says:
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
(R) Saraaaaah says:
OMG IT'S SO OBVIOUS YOU RETAD.
(R) Saraaaaah says:
LOL *REYAD
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*RETAS
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*RTAD
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*REATD
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*REATDR
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*REYATD#
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*REAYDT
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*REYARD
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*RETRD
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*TRAE
(R) Saraaaaah says:
*RETARD


i♥mywife.

i'm on a boat.

i took a quiz on facebook which told me this fact. hooray!
today was odd. i was awesome-happy on the way to school. then i was confused as when i got to form it consisted of me, sam and tom. then kathryn and tasha turned up so i was okay :D
maths was boring because lewis was playing shitty music without headphones. i honestly wanted to tell him to shove his large phone up his ass and go die, but i didn't. i blocked his music out with brandon flowers' wonderful singing noises (: we had to play "yahtzee" which made no sense t me at all. mr. chilton didn't explain it at all. he asked kathryn to explain it to me + philip, but she didn't. so i renamed it SHITZEE and sulked for the rest of the lesson whilst philip talked to nick about fighting.
in citizenshit philip came + sat with me because martin bothers him + i was alone, so we talked to kym. i asked her abot her lip piercing. apparently they numbed her lip first. this made me feel a lot happier about the possibility of getting it done. i'd love one, im just not too pleased with the pain.
drama was hilarious. we did an improvisation thing which was mainly finn, jake, zoe and kai messing about and doing stupid shit which was amazingly funny. the only ting that ruined it was that kai brought fucking twilight into everything. this annoyed me.
business was the same as usual. me + kathryn with a group of thick-as-shit boys burping and refusing to work for an hour.
lunch was more boring than usual. nothing much happened.
the science test was easy as usual i don't know why people get all panicy over them. especially considering they are just mocks. it's not life changing fail apractice test.
during form me and kath had to go and talk to some MP. it took so much effort not to ask him about his expenses nd what he's been claiming. he was balding. ths made me laugh. there were many photographers. well, two. i'm in pictures. i don't like it.

untitled.

I'm listening to American Idiot. Well, it's on the TV. I forgot how good that song actually is. I don't like Green Day, and I doubt I ever will, but that song will probably be in my top100 faves.
I have discovered that for 50p, you can select wha songs MTV plays and it tells you what time hey are on.

1. La Roux - In For The Kill: 3:35
2. The Killers - The World We Live In: 4:30
3. Metro Station - Shake It: 4:40

NICEEEE.
It's a waste of money, because I only wanted one song, but I guess it's worth it to see bflow sitting on a chair like THAT. ;)
I got really annoyed on the way home today. Tilly went into one of her silent moods. I fucking hate that. It's pathetic tbh. Why walk home with me if you're just going to ignore me? That makes twice this weeks I've been ignored all the way home. It's stupid. I'm going to start walking home alone.
Today was average tbh. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't fun. I usualy love wednesdays, but today kind failed. The highlight of my day was laughing at the "racially correct" names in the science test. Giving them all foreign names isn't beng correct. At least give SOME of them normal names. :l
I'm looking forward to media tomorrow. I got loads done on tuesday. I wrote my whole story and finished my "why do we like to be scared" article. Granted I filled the article with pictures, but it's a page long. :D
Also, I'm going to be sticking links on my posts. Pleaaase click them. I'm trying to earn free credits for IMVU. You don'thave to sign up to anything. You just have to click the link and view my profile. Thanks much. Here's the link (Y):
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this is the world that we live in

eurgh. on the laptop, expect typos and missing spaces. the keyboard still doesn't work properly. not that it would randomly start working again. then again, my iPod did.
it randomly stopped working yesterday. the sound, that is. i dunno why. it refused to aknowledge that the headphones were not in, so it wouldn't play out loud. once it stopped playing with the headphones in too, which annoyed me a lot because i was watching the new killers video which is FINALLYYYY on youtube.
i love it. it fits the song perfectly. and it has a many-a bflows in it ;D well, technically only one bflow, but he moves. and smiles. a lot. yumm. >_>
i've been talking about prom a lot today. mostly with kathryn. we forced tilly to go. i don't see why people wouldn't want to go. it's important. very. important. you ARE coming sarah. i said i would drag tilly there and i will drag you too if i have to. or get jazz to drag you. she lives closer.
speaking of jazz WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU TODAY?! D:
you better be back tomorrow, foo'.
ooh. i'm not wearing my glasses. you'd think i'd know that, really. i'm terrible with my glasses, tbh. i forget i'm not wearing them then go to push them up my nose and just poke myself in the face. they got pasta on them today. because SOMEONEEEE threw it at me. :\ it was kinda funny, i guess. i actually just went to push them up, haha!
woaaaah. i had my mum's glasses on. they... WOAAAH. srsly, these are sooo weird. D:


actually, i was wrong. at one point there IS more than one bflow. hurrah! ;D

boom boom powwww.

blogger template website. lovelyyy.
i have alot of happy.
my week's been shit so far, but i think it's on the up. i had a nice day today. i went into school, spent the day with people i don't normally talk to as much. i spent form, maths and lunch with my tilly. who is "weeeeeelsh" now. citizenshit was the same as usual. wifeyy. break i hung out with lucy. it was fun. i'm not he biggest fan, but i know how to controll her now. threaten to touch her boobs. you don't actually have to go near her. just say you will. :] drama i spent with zoe + sam. zoe had a cowboy hat it was like omgggg. i threw it up and caught it on my head. kind of. it fell a little. business was the same aswell, with kathryn. science was weird. i didn't have jazz or rissa to talk to. i talk to yipeng sometimes, but usuall to make fun f mr wright or ask him what the answer is. mr wright was in a foul mood today. i'm glad i got to leave the lesson early.
just before form i had to go to the lrc. i saw thelist before i went and luckily kathryn had to go too, so i had someone i knew. apparently, some mp was coming to talk ot us about getting a good education. i was confused. i knew nothing of this before i got there. the annoying thing was, this mp didn't even turn up. i wanted to ask him about how much of his second home allowance he had wasted on shit! hehehe.

finally i has excitement.
I SAW'D THE NEW KILLERS VIDEO! -SCREAMMM
this excited me way more than it should have done. i think it's because i've been waiting about two weeks for it. it's hot. it's wayyy better than i expected. it's really artistic, if you ask me. there's snow. and a white chair. and bflow on this white chair in a black outfit. and he smiles.
i adore his smile. :3 waaaannttt.
there's a maze, too. i think it's a maze. i can't remember all if it. i was too busy biting my han to stop myself screaming.
uhm.. i have problems. :P

ooer.

My tale is done, there runs a mouse, whosoever catches it, may make himself a big fur cap out of it.

this confused me somewhat.

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i'm annoyed at myself.
i worry too much. this makes me ill. thus i'm never at school.
i don't know what's bothering me this week, but i need to remove it from my life.

if she moves like this will you move her like that?

is that supposed to be a huge innuendo or not? i imagine it should be.
i don't really know why i'm blogging. i have nothing to say. well, i have a lot to say, but it's not shit that i can post on the internet.
i'm not looking forward to my science test tomorrow. i fail at these subjects. i don't want to take a test. i don't see how knowing about human evolution will help me in later life. i understand learning about disease and stuff will be good, but i don't give a shit about chromosomes and charles darwin. he did some stuff about birds, big deal. and i miss english! how fail! i like english. sometimes. if there's really bad frankenstein movie then i love it. if it's essay handing in then i hate it.
i'm conflicted. i want to go around ely on saturday. but i have been invited to a beach. i want to go to the beach, but sarah will be like "NERRR" then again, it's not her choice. i dunno. judging by today's weather, it'll be town. beaches are no fun in the rain. unless there's some sort of romantic thing going on. or if brandon flowers was there. then rainy beach would be VERY fun. especially if there was a romantic thing going on aswell.... ignore that :3
my love for la roux is growing. it's weird. i hated them at first. the song felt like ear poison. now it's more like eargasms. but with less 'gasm. she's ftw.
i'm very much looking forward to ict tomorrow. :]
art teacher woman needs to leave me alone. she's like "GO TO MUSEUM PLS" and i'm sitting there thinking "no. fuck you. go away. i don't like you." but saying "mmhm" and nodding my head. i'd love to just tell her why i can't go, but i know that i'll just end up lying or crying. i suck at talking to people i always end up in tears.
jack seems to be surprised when i tell him that i cry to get my own way. i'm not all that strong :P
la roux and franz ferdinand - call me. still slightly ear poison. mainly because of alex kopranos and my dislike of him. it's not hate yet, he's just SOOOO boring live. i watched a franz ferdinand live video on mtv and he wa slike "noyougirls *sing*" then it ended. no interaction with the non-existant crowd. not band intorduction. no GOOD. it was boring. la roux is fun to watch live, because it's like "HOW CAN SHE SING THAT HIGH?!?!?" la roux does paris - awesome youtube video. :]
-SCREAM metro station. i want to sing, but then i'll fail at typing like sarah does. pleh. this song doens't have much singing. it's mostly trace cyrus sexy whisper noises. :P and the occasions mason musso yumminess. i should be a music reviewer :D
looks like i did have things to say. (:
now i must shower and remove the grapes and tobasco sauce from my hair. :P damn you, lewis.

ROFL. :')

Sarah says:
it was fun. i like being a child in the american playpark. :D
xox emma- this time baby i'll be bulletproof says:
is that the one with the fish?
Sarah says:
YES!!! it's slippery!! there's a tube slide! xd1
xox emma- this time baby i'll be bulletproof says:
Yay! :]
Sarah says:
we should to ther two times:)
Sarah says:
*go
Sarah says:
*there
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*one
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* one
Sarah says:
*day
xox emma- this time baby i'll be bulletproof says:
LOL
Sarah says:
*we should go there one day.

hello.

it's been a while, eh :]
i had the day off today. i woke up with a bitch of a headache so i was like "fuck school." i only have one important lessons today anyway. this lessons being photography. was supposed to take my film today. oh well. i can do it wednesday.
there was a fuckin' monster spider in the toilet lastnight/thismorning. i hate going downstairs at night, because i'm a little afraid of the dark. then when you're dying for a piss and really tired because it's midnight and there's a spider in the toilet you get a little annoyed.
OMFG BLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
i love blur a the minute. and placebo. 90's bands <3
i have NME tv on as usual. still waiting on that killers video. seen the new la roux video, though. elly jackson has the most amazing clothes ever. and still the best hair everrrr
"How long have you been a red man?"
"About 15 years."
"What were you before?"
"Blue"
anyone who knows what blur video that's from wins a prize :]
i have a bruise on my arm. it hurts. everyone's gonna poke it tomorrow. i can tell. i'm surprised that i don't have one on my bum. i "fell" over in drama.
i didn't "fall" steph pused sam who fell on jack who fell on me whilst we were all on very slippery floor. then sam mounted jack. this bit still confuses me. basically, drama on fiday was a riot. i got to put away tables with hagrid :D
ohgod. i remembered. i told sarah that she can play with my bebo. lol @ how geremy was telling me off over facebook for "hacking" tilly's bebo. if she wasn't okay with it she'd have changed her password ages ago.

i keep drinking tea. it's nice.
also, who's out saturday? (:

#!"Y

take a leap of faith.

yes. do it. i command you.

eurgh. i can't be bothered with the science homework. i don't want to do all that samlearning shite! i'm getting D's on almost all of them because i just can't be bothered.

maths was fun today. except lewis was a dick and stole ALL of my sweets. i was fucking pissed off. ALL OF THEM. he didn't even ask for them. well, he asked i said no, he took them anyway. he's such a cock sometimes.

ICT. idk if it was fun or not. it was nice not doing anything, but it was a waste of my times if you ask me. during that lesson i could have been doing something useful. i don't see why we have to learn ICT. i'm never going to need a database. i'm never going to need to make business cards for gurpal mameer, however much my wifey loves him. it's shite. it was nice that i could spend the lesson emailing jazz. we had good confersations about how shite our school internet system is. they block pictures on icanhascheezburger and "unnecessary quotes" but not pictures of naked women. what is this? porn is good but laughing at cats and signs is not? tbf, i spend most of ICT emailing kieran about crap that doesn't even make sense. it doesn't even make sense to send the email in the first place as he sits next to me.

oh god. that reminded me.

at lunch, i got excited about cake and shouted "fuck! me!" at ollie, but it sounded how i didn't want to, so i was sad. but i got the cake. hurrah! then jack got apple juice (yes sarah. "apple juice") all over my leg and i was like LOLLL. :P

i'm listening to aiden. what happy music. i like aiden a lot, actually. wiL francis has such a pretty voice. conviction is an awesome albim. if you're into that kinda music i totally reccommend it. tbh, i'm not even inot this sort of music anymore. well, i listen to anything. my itunes has so many genres on it. the bands have hardly anything in common. lady sovereign, the killers, my chem, aiden, la roux, eminem + pet shop boys. i doubt many other people have those together on a playlist. :]

eurgh. i have a cough. it made me gag. yes, you did need to know that.

tilly showed me her new friend's facebook today :D. i'm glad she knows his name now. "hot kingschool boy" was getting a bit annoying. i've actually decided to allow her to go on about him now, because his dp on facebook is sol-badguy. and he's rather awesome. yay guilty gear <3

now lily allen's on. hmm. gonna change it. commentary to my life. that's what you're getting.

-screaaaaaam! robbie williams <3.sexed up . its win.

Revelryyyyyyyyy♫

shuffle meme: because sometimes funny things come from them:

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

If someone say's "are you ok" you say?
Forget About What I Said
How would you describe yourself?
The Fame (oh yeah. blates me x])
What do you like in a boy/girl?
the WORLD
How do you feel today?
Give 'Em Hell, Kid.
What is your life's purpose?
Who Let You Go
What's your motto?
Hallelujah
What do your friends think of you?
Beating Hearts Baby
What do your parents think of you?
Who'd Have Known
What do you think about most often?
Shadowplay. ;)
What is 2+2?
The End. (shit...)
What do you think of your best friends?
Daddy's Gone (lolwut)
What is your life story?
When I Grow Up ♫i wanna have boobies ;)
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Just Dance
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Uncle Johnny. (There are a few things wrong with this. Firstly the uncle part. Secondly, i don't have an uncle johnny.)
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Sk8er Boi (LOLNOWAI)
What will they play at your funeral?
That's What You Get (You whaaaaat? Mean.)
What is your main hobby?
Skylines And Turnstiles
What Is Your Biggest Fear?
Losing Grip
What is your biggest secret?
Fuck You :D
What do you want right now?
Why Do I Keep Counting?
What do you think of your friends?
I Could Say
What will you post this as?
Revelry


hmm. actual blog now? i don't really feel like it. i need to read frankenstein. i don't want to. the small print is really horrible and there are confusing words and i don't get it. i might read some fairy tales. the real version. not the shitted up disney versions. they must be on teh internets somewhere. :]
i got some yu-gi-oh cards this morning. FUCKYEAAH. (:

i can't make it; help me get down

the only lyrics i can remember from this song. idk what song it is. oh, yes i do. why do i keep counting
i'm happy. i've had a good day. the children were here and i beat them at games. was good.
i read the little mermaid last night. it was awesome. it made me realise just how badly disney screws things up. in the actualy story, she doesn't get the prince, then almost kills him. her tongue is cut off; this is why she cannot speak. whenever she walks it's like knives stabbing her feet. in the end she dies. it may sound kinda mean, but this version is much better. muuuuuuch better. i love beamitdown apps on my iPod. i got romeo+juliet and alice in wonderland too. all freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :D
i don't want to read frankenstein.
going to a car boot sale tomorrow. gonna buy some STUFF.
i didn't blog yesterday. it was amazing.
apart from getting smacked in the face TWICE, it was awesome. i going out with that group. we can run about screaming "TRAH'ORS" and everyone stares, but i don't give a damn when i'm with them. i imagine some people think i'm a carer too, thanks to the wife. "no." ;)
emma out (Y)

no you girls'll never know;

it just came on tv.
the hamster, which tilly recently named 'taro' died last night. i was sad, but i'm over it. she's better now. she looked in pain. dad's off to bury her now. :'[

oddly, i've been really happy today. workex has actually been really good. lesson 3 today was the best lesson of the entire week. 8x4 with mrs lacey. FUCKYEAH. i made a new friend. at least, we got on. i had to read in a small group. daniel (the aquaintance mentioned above), some small kid, and joe. we all know joe. the boy from caarissa's bus who i said 'HIIII!' to, even though he didn't know who i was.
WELL HE DOES NOW.
he has a nintendo DSi. this angers me. he's possibly the smartest person in that class, it's just his attention span that lets him down. he ruined the whole reading thing, and i can't concentrate long enough to get him to shush. i just end up laughing with him. heh. xD
i went into town with the tilly and got new hair dyes. i'm not having black hair anymore. it's gotten boring.
i got pick'n'mix. it made me happy. i fucking LOVE torpedo sweets. y'know the ones with the liquourice in them. omfg i just spelled liquourice right. i think.
i helped out in a bottom set year 7 class this morning. they were learnng about dinosaurs. tbh, it ws more like sitting in a year 5 lesson, but it's not their fault the can't read. sorry if that suds mean. it's not supposed to. i sat helping a really nice girl, actually. she was good. she read most of it on her own. there were just words like 'iguanodon' that she couldn't get on her own. then she was asking loads of questions aout my workex. she was nice :3
the english teachers all got us little presents for our work this week. it was really nice. makeup bag, fluffy pen + sweets. niiiiice ;D

i think this is where i leave you. as i am bored.