What's on next?!

Fail. Nothing good :'[

I'm ill *coughsneeze*. I have nothing better to do than sit downstairs and watch boring, and sometimes rather pointless, tv. I watched Bewitched, which I absolutely LOVE, because it was on. After that, Maury was on. For those who don't know, Maury is like Jerry Springer but with less fighting and more fat women in the audience screaming "THAT'S A MAYYUUUNN!". The particular episode that I watched was "Who can tell? Man or woman" which was surprising, actually. I thought that one of the girls, named Sabrina, was actually rather pretty. Turned out that 'she' was a man. Amazing. The 'women' all had silly names too, like Vegas and Brandi. They aren't names. Vegas is a place and 'Brandy' is a drink. Mothers, don't give your children these names. They will be bullied in later life.

Oh. This song is better. Shock Horror - The View. Too bad that I haven't got a clue what he's singing. Damn scottish accent. I looked it up. It says nothing about doorsteps. Sounds like it, though.

Last night was amazingly funny. Because I'm me, I spent it on the internet with my paedophile friends. Habbo was horribly fucked up. It had some sort of glitch that caused the people to become the Habbo pets. I got stuck with this glitch. Every five seconds i was saying "Woof Woof!" and everyone was like "Emma shut up". Also trading with a camera dissconnected entire rooms of people and eyes wouldn't stay open. It better be fixed today. I don't want to be a dog again. It kept losing myself.

I downloaded the DeSmuME emulator today. It's kinda fail because half of the games that I want don't work with it, but it's the best DS Emulator that you can get, so it will do. I have two ROMs for it right now. Harvest Moon DS, in which I'm a boy and I have to get a girlfriend. Stupid not being able to choose gender, and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team, in which I am an Eevee for no explained reason, with a Chikorita following me. I also spelled the Chikorita's name wrong because the font in the game is horribly difficult to read.

That's all for now. I might update again tonight if anything interesting happens. Add me on twitter (Y)

Evening. (Y)

That it is.
I have actually finished my English Essay. We won't talk about the creative writing part of my coursework. :]
My lip REALLY hurts. It's totally my fault and I shouldn't complain about it, but I'm that sort of person, so I'm going to complain. Because things are never my fault. Even if they are. Basically, my fake lip ring thinger is way more shart than I thought, and it's kinda squishing my lip. it hasn't gone all the way through, though (looks weird o.O), because that would be horribly hypocritical of me.
If self piercing is so bad, why do i have such the urge to do it? Maybe because I'm impatient. I can't be bothered to wait until i'm 16, which isn't long, so I'll do it myself. I'm too much of a wuss to do it myself. Pain scares me.

I'm not sure about school tomorrow. Not about whether I'm going, I most probably am, but what's going to happen. Snow causing it to close? I doubt it, although it's been forcased, apparently. I imagine that I will get a verbal beating from Mrs. Cameltoe. I'll also have to sit through an hour with Verbal Diarrhoea man, whilst sitting next to a thing so scary that it's hair could eat me. We know who I mean. :]

I got a twitter. Feel free to add me, or follow me, or whatever it is you do on there, I'm not actually sure. But the only person on my MSN who has one is the thing mentioned above. Like HELL am I talking to him when it isn't necessary.

Am I writing too much? I don't mean to. I just talk way too much. I go on and on and aon about things that no one cars about. Things like The Killers and that one hot guy that i found on the internet last night. I find a lot of hot guys on the internet. I should stop doing that. :]
Tilly RickRoll'd me. She sucks anus.