srsly. trousers gone?

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grr.

i'm annoyed. like, srsly. this computer does NOTHING. i want to be on teh habbo SOO much right now and it's not happening.

remember that laptop cable i was getting? that was wrong. for a notebook not a laptop. it melted inside the laptop, and now i don't have the laptop. and my fucking day&age cd is stuck inside it. this pisses me off.

i've been let down too many times this week. i suppose i should stop getting my hopes up about things. because nothing is working out.

this time we're not giving up.

lets make this last forever; screaming

hallelujah

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DUCKS DON'T NEED A BOAT, THEY CAN SWIM!

hellooooo. (: i have my computer back. i enjoy this. it's not working right yet, however. we think we've put something in wrong so the internet now cuts out whenever i try to download anything, and sometimes facebook just closes down, but it's working. i also cannot access deviantart, which is annoying. also, the @ sign is where the " sign should be, i get a \ if i press the hash button, and i don't even have a hash sign. D: the awesome squiggly thing is gone, too. it's now a :'(

i totally tapped into my british side this morning. tea, chips and blur. oh-so-british ♥
i love blur right now. i've been watching the "blur official top 40" waayyy too many times. i know most of the top ten. i'm annoyed that parklife didn't make the top ten. i've listened to that ever since i was like, three. i remember my brother made me a tape one year, that had parklife and barbie girl and loads of other stuff on it. i imagine it broke. i have a habit of braking things. ohwell.

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HI GUISE.

i'm listening to disney channel singers. not miley or the jonas brothers, because they suck. mostly demi lovato, to be honest. she a`ctually sings amazingly well. i think her song la la land is pretty true. "some may say i need to be afraid, of where i am and where i made my name" seeing as she made her name at disney, she's pretty screwed, but she shouldn't be. she's talented.

i like listening to music on youtube. you find new things. and i like new things. i just found a video of sterling knight singing a death cab for cutie song. seems he may be the next disney star to attempt a music career. i can't say that i don't like that idea, because that would be a huge lie. meep.

i have to give the computer back today. unless i take mothers advice and hide it until they come over tomorrow. maybe. i don't want to give it back. i'd be computerless until the end of the month. apparently there's some windows disks on ebay cheap, so mum's gonna buy one at the end of the month.

i've been denied an iPhone for a christmas present! how dare they. i'm the poilt child. i don't get denied things! :'( apparently, they are too expensive and mother doens't ant me to be on contract, because in don't use my phone often enough. but i only want it for the camera and the music. why can't the iPod touch have a camera? i love cameras. :3

mummy and daddy are back to work on monday! this means i can have people over if i wish. or i can just sit in the house and do nothing all day. i like this. :D

omg i haven't mentioned the spider! it was huge. mum thinks it's dead, so i'munna go with that, because i'd didn't like it. it was like aragog. that size. bloody massive! except it wasn't and i'm a terrible exaggerator. but i still didn't like it. it came out from behind a radiator and took a fly then came back. the bad thing was we'd just given it the fly, so it was our fault we even saw it. it's been there for months. it practically grew up in our kitchen. last time we saw it it was tiny, and mother failed at killing it. when i saw this monster, i screamed the house down and sat scream-crying on a chair for about 10 minutes before calming down and refusing to go in the kitchen and making mother get my ice cream.

have some videos.

reasons i love this video:

1. she sings really well.
2. the song is catchy like chlamydia
3. my current channy obsession.

this video is actually amazing. this is the reason why brandon flowers is such a talented guy. because he can sing freakin' cindi lauper with a straight face, and pretty damn well! and he #can make very butch sounding men join in with him. legend.

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the dog days are over

i was supposed to be going over ma-builda's tomorrow. i really feel bad about not going. i'm just too scared of getting ill. especially with sarah getting ill and not going. i'm terrible when i'm ill. i can't handle it. oh well.its not as if its the first time i've said no at the last minute. omg i couldn't spell 'minute' then. i'm typing with one hand in semi-darkness, which doesn't help.

i've been editing pictures today. i started off doing pictures of me and my friends and such, then moved on to the famous and pretty. i did some nice bflow images, which may appear od dA, when i figure out if it is allowed, because they're not my images, just my edits. i've been searching for ages for some nice sterling knight pictures. there are like, none! it's annoying me like hell. he's all yummy and stuff. i got one, but it doesn't edit very well, and there isn't enough room for text and then picnik started buggering up. and i have another fecking gnat bite.

i've been learning to play ocarina as well today. i learned hallelujah, and some of decode and thriller. i like the ocrina,\ but mum won't buy me a real one, so i'm stuck with my shitty ipod app. well, it's not shitty, t's just not real. hmm. i might try and record hallelujah (Y)

i was playing with the setting on my ipod app just now. apparently i named the ocarina 'brandon' which is really sad and wrong. D: :L!

i recorded hallelujah, but it's crap. i then tried decode and the great escape. no dice.

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talking to iGod.

God:Interesting gossip: Emma said I AN ASS

God:What is the subject? Sure, poop sounds like a good topic.

Me: Butt hat
God:What do you have that is ?
Me: Is..?

God:No.

Me: No?!

God:No no no no!

Me: Nooo?!

God:Let us change the subject.

Me: Okay :L

God:Yeah okay, I am so glad you find this amusing, Emma.

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earlier than expected

awright me darlin's? i've stolen my sister's laptop for a week while she's on holiday. it's niice.

i watched bruno last night. it actually wasn't as rude as i was expecting. there was one decidedly not nice part, but other than that it was okay. i pretty much know which scenes aren't going to be in the 15 version, which i'm still glign to see with my crewage. i can't let sarah down.

to be honest, the three epiusodes of yu-gi-oh: the abridged series that i watched afterwards were funnier than bruno. they made me lol. actual lols, not like when you say lol but you're not even laughing. they were hilarious. :D

i currently have my sister's dog here, as well as my own dog. it's cool, because they are actually related, so they've known each other for the whole 8 years that they have been around. it's hard to believe they're 8. it seems like it's only been a year or two since we got them. goldie, the sister's dog is possibly the most retarded dog i've ever met. she's mental. she doesn't sit still like charlie does.

i'm really looking forward to wednesday. sarah's making me miss jack now tbh. i want to get back to that cool place that stec found yesterday. it was really nice there.

i just did i facebook quize about twilight. i got two answers right,which was 15 percent. question 5 on that quiz contained the word "tonails" it took me a while to figure out that that was supposed to say "toe nails" :L!