just dance; it'll be okay

hare hare yukai! the best dance EVERRRRR. i will learn it. i promise. i feel like such a dork dancing. especially this one. it's so fast, and i haven't a clue what i'm doing.
workex has gone completely downhill from monday. there's nothing left for us to do. we ended up leaving early today because we wern't needed. we left at 1:20, so during lunch. technically, we weren't told that we could leave, so we might GET TOLD by mrs lacey tomorrow. oh well. she did say on monday that "we could probably leave early that day" that day being today. hmm. i didn't want to be there anyway. they've all got us doing silly things. making displays and putting elastic bands around pencils, trying to help retard kids who just want to take the piss out of us, or just sitting in the office doing nothing whilst we look for things to do. sarah actually cleaned the office of her own free will yesterday. then we played harry potter with the coloured pencils. heh.
i can't stand looking at my hamster anymore. tilly's taken a shine to her, even with her "deteriorating looks". in other words, she's fucking horrible to look at. her stomach's gone bald, her face is swollen and she can't see anymore. she doesn't seem to eat, or drink and she keeps falling over. how she's survived the last two weeks like this, i don't know. it's saddening.
i'm not even allowed a new hamster. apparently, not cleaning out a psycho hamster is grounds for refusing to get me a new one. it's not my fault this thing bites everything that comes near her. well, she used too.

anyway. HARE HARE YUKAI!

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i'm already bored of workex. probably because i've had nothing good today. mrs lacey told us we could go into town for our free period, but then another bitchass teacher made us do things. it was funny just before lunch, though, the teachers we're all bitching about each other + the students. we have a pretty good idea of who likes who on the english floor now ;)
last lessons was the most boring thing ever. me + tilly sitting re-doing a display. i don't see why it needed re-doing. we've also had to clean a cupboard, sort out pens and sit in the back of a class room for an entire lesson doing nothing.
the thing about pens was hilarious. one of the teachers ordered a load of things for the department. she ordered about 6 boxes of black pens, 6 of red and 1 of green for each teacher. mrs lacey was rather annoyed. she doens't like red pens. now she has 300 of them. the boxes each had 50 in. hehe.
going home was annoying. i don't like it when people just walk off. i don't want to say anymore about that.
hopefully tomorrow will be better. although, i don't know what classes i have tomorrow.
oh well. free apple juice.

for teh awesomes: according to wikipedia, the next killers singles are "the world we live in" and "a dustland fairytale" this gives me many happys. i love that song.

workex: day one.

wasn't so bad, aktually :]
i spent first lesson walking around with year 7s while they took pictures. there was this one kid called liam, i thought he was a girl to begin with. him + his group were doing a sports drink advert. he had one thing to do in the ad: score a goal. this he could not do. according to one of the girls (who was tiny, i mean, REALLY tiny) said he was supposed to be good at football. he should play for england, he'd fit right in with his goal-missing and all.
lesson two was a bore. mr lees had us numbering books, ink-stamping books and sorting out old tests. i had to finish tilly's stamping because another teacher (who appears to be in love with her) took her aware to god knows where. the tes paper sorting was horrible. and so confusing. we had to sort them by date, year and level. they were all different colours and they were so jumbled. pleh.
period three was hilarious. me + sarah were in a bottom set year 8 class which was only about 15 students. all with a reading age of 7. none of them knew what was going on, and the teacher had no control over them whatsoever. i knew one of them. i spent the lesson 'helping' him with his work, which he refused to do. he said something about sandwich tourettes and kept shouting "Ham! Pickle! Cheese! Beef" and other such things which made me + sarah laugh. we're not very profesional.
period four was free. kinda. we had to sort out our timetables with ms lacey, which was kinda boring. i'm with tilly for most of my lessons, which is okay. i'm also in most of ms laceys classes, which is cool, because they usually involve some sort of technical failure that i can help fix. + she teacher the bottom set year 8 class. wahey!
final period was just me + tilly. sarah + kathryn were in an r.e class with mr. edge. his name is awesome tbh. "johnny edge" some kind of 80s kids tv hero. he kinda fails at teaching, though. he's nice, though. there are worse teachers to get in the school. me + tilly were stapling + using the photocopyer and more stapling. ;D
i went into town afterwards. we saw loads of people still 'working' it was quite fun to laugh at them. we have quite a good deal, tbh. because we work at the school we only have to work the regular school hours. for 2 days we don't have to come in until 9:30, and today we got to leave 20 minutes early. we may be able to leave a whole hour early on thursday. this is made of win and goodness. OH OH OH and there's free juice and brownies at break. NIIIICE.
i got a new shirt to wear. i don't like 'smart casual' it fails, but this shirt is nice (:

emmas day out: the abridged series

today was fun. i became cow-moses. basically, there were a load of cows blocking our path. i touched on on the nose and they all parted. sweet. they kept pooing, there were lols.
i went to tesco (Y)
i bought peppa pig ball. it's pretty (: i played catch with sarah + jack. this soon ended up with me stealing the ball and sarah + jack tryin'a get it off me. i got bummed. D:
pmsl @ this woman on britain's got talent. she's terrible.
primeval was good btw. i had chicken for tea. probaby should have had a new paragraph there. oh well.
gonna have some more jelly tots. not jelly tits. tots. ;D
i almost killed a duck with one. it was funny.

guh

i forgot to blog yesterday. darn.
my eyes hurt and i have no idea why. it's rather annoying.
i have a love for ultimate frisbee. hurrah! a sport i enjoy that doesn't involve rackets. is that how you spell rackets? or is it raquettes? either way, ... what was i talking about again? xD
i got to piss off mr. chilton for the first time in 3 whole weeks today! it was awesome. he really doesn't like me. he doesn't like philip, either and it's all my fault.
work experiance is pissing me off. i don't want to do it. i don't relly care which teacher you stick me with for a week. the manlady who does it is a complete douche. what is her problem?! i know she must be stressed from sorting it all out, but she doesn't have to take it out on us and make us feelstupid for not sorting it out. it's not our job to sort it out. it's her job.
mr wright is being completely stupid aswell. he gave me one night to do an entire piece of coursework that everyone else got about 3 weeks on. how the hell am i supposed to manage that? he wants it in tomorrow. like hell am i doing it. he'll get it friday/tuesday and like it.
the new headteacher appears to be a dick. i haven't met her, spoken to her or had any contact with her whatsoever, but from what i've heard she's going to fuck up our school. girls have to wear skirts. WTF. i refuse to go to school in a skirt. does she not know how much bullying that will cause? it means parents will have to buy a new uniform, as well. it's just a watse of peoples time if you ask me. she wants all the boys to have short hair. this doesn't really concern me, but it's wrong to force people to have short hair. apparently girls have to have their hair up, too. no way. if these rumors are true, i'm going to do something about it. lick fuck is she turning city of ely into the kings school. as caarissa would say - it's no the way it goes!
apart from these, school is okay right now. the whores aren't bothering me, which is always good. and i have my sexies to muck around with ;). lunc is amazingly fun, although i keep geting covered in things. yesterday ollie got pasta on me and today jack covered me in apple juice, which then became a "golden shower", which, i have to admit, was quite funny. xD
i adore the school email system. it creates so many lols. i lol just thinking about what they censor. things like suck and lol. why does lol need to be censored? is the school trying to remove anything that we find humorus? don't they want us to enjoy school?
basically, the school fails. they don't censor the word "Jizz", though. this is awesome.
there's shit all on the tv right now. (that means there's nothing on, sarah, there isn't actual faeces on my TV) it's annoying, because he music channels never play anything good at around 4pm, which is when i watch it. it's either "the rock chart" or "arctic monkeys vs kaiser chiefs: top ten" right now. it's shite. MTV2 don't know what they're talking about in regards to these "top tens" anyway. i watched "the killers vs the white stripes" yesterday. the white stripes won, which annoyed me somewhat. i honestly do not believe that the white stripes are more popular than the killers. i may well be wrong. i did do a little research. i did this thing on habbo where you fight two tags against each other. killers won about 200 to 14. MTV2 also played all of the killers best songs very low down in the chart. somebody told me was like, number 8 or something. that is one of their best fucking songs. it kicks the ass of anything off of the new album.
oh god. i'm going on about the killers again. i thoughg i'd run out of that. oh well. you know what i'm like when i get going. :3
i was emailing jazz earlier. she was talking about the smiths. the smithes = morissey. i hate him so much. he takes vegtarianism way to far. it pisses me off something mental. just because you're vegetarian doesn't mean you have to have a go at an entire festival just becausethere is meat being consumed there. maybe we don't want to eat fucking carrots forever. if we weren't supposed to eat animals then they would have evolved as poisonous to us or something. he's a giant douche. i refuse to listen to his music for this reason.
oh wow. i hve a daisy in my hair. i totally forgot :3

i'm goin' in for the kill

but i'm not listening to that song. :] i drove mum nuts with it this morning, 'coz it was all over the music channels >:]
i play this game with my mum, where i flick through music channels then ask her who is on. then laugh when she fails miserably. She called Miley Cyrus The Killers this morning. This annoyed me somewhat. MILEY FUCKING CYRUS.
I did my essay for english! It didn't even take that long. Hour and a half at the most. 1000 and somethign words. Yeah, probably a B.
I want to do this to my hair: don't ask why. i don't want it short, though. just a flicky fringe :]

hmm. i'm gonna go make some pretty msn icons. seeya, babes :D

seventeen track and i've had it with this game.

I'M NOT LISTENING TO LA ROUX :D!
I listened to it on repeat for about 4 hours today. It's now the most played song on my playlist.
i finally got out, yesterday! :D it was good. i got two new tops and an eyeliner. this is good. remaking charlie and the chocolate factory was hilarious. i swear if i'd laughed anymore when sarah said "DAS IS GUT CHOCOCLAT RIVER, JA!" i would have probably wet myself. it was just out of nowhere. roflz.
today was family day. yay. kids come to my house, mess it up, dribble on me, stand on me, make a mess of the mirror then go home. i rather enjoy it ;D. the only downside is that the kids go get sweets, eat half of them then give the rest to my dog. this is making my dog ill. i fucking hate it.
today, one of the kids have half a fudge bar to my dog. then mum gave her an ice cream. then she threw up. then one of them gave her crisps. fucking useless parents. i tell them not to feed here, but they won't listen to me. wait until we have to pay for her at the vets again. i fucking told you so.
also, i got beaten at guilty gear today! many times! my an 8 year old. this saddened me.
primeval was actually amazing last night. the guy who plays connor is kinda hot. he's on my list. if that confuses you, me + stacy have lists of people that we 'own'. i'm annoyed because she got david henrie. :[
because dad went to his shitty wedding me + mum take-out ;D. this was good. then i went on the computer and was rather bored. britains got talent was shit, as usual. we haven't got ttalent. notice how half the people going through are foreign. THATS NOT BRITAIN HAVING TALENT, FOOLS.
I went to bed about midnight, the same time as dad got home. dad had a good time. he woke me up by vomiting. it sounded like elephants. i cried. i hate throw up. seeing it is worse than hearing it, but it was the worst noise i've ever heard. then mum had to tell me about it. i was like "feck off, mother i don't want to know. let me sleep."
gah. i have to do my essay tomorrow. funfunfun.
now la roux is on. i ♥ shuffle. it's not in for the kill, though. quicksand (Y)