emmas day out: the abridged series

today was fun. i became cow-moses. basically, there were a load of cows blocking our path. i touched on on the nose and they all parted. sweet. they kept pooing, there were lols.
i went to tesco (Y)
i bought peppa pig ball. it's pretty (: i played catch with sarah + jack. this soon ended up with me stealing the ball and sarah + jack tryin'a get it off me. i got bummed. D:
pmsl @ this woman on britain's got talent. she's terrible.
primeval was good btw. i had chicken for tea. probaby should have had a new paragraph there. oh well.
gonna have some more jelly tots. not jelly tits. tots. ;D
i almost killed a duck with one. it was funny.