What's on next?!

Fail. Nothing good :'[

I'm ill *coughsneeze*. I have nothing better to do than sit downstairs and watch boring, and sometimes rather pointless, tv. I watched Bewitched, which I absolutely LOVE, because it was on. After that, Maury was on. For those who don't know, Maury is like Jerry Springer but with less fighting and more fat women in the audience screaming "THAT'S A MAYYUUUNN!". The particular episode that I watched was "Who can tell? Man or woman" which was surprising, actually. I thought that one of the girls, named Sabrina, was actually rather pretty. Turned out that 'she' was a man. Amazing. The 'women' all had silly names too, like Vegas and Brandi. They aren't names. Vegas is a place and 'Brandy' is a drink. Mothers, don't give your children these names. They will be bullied in later life.

Oh. This song is better. Shock Horror - The View. Too bad that I haven't got a clue what he's singing. Damn scottish accent. I looked it up. It says nothing about doorsteps. Sounds like it, though.

Last night was amazingly funny. Because I'm me, I spent it on the internet with my paedophile friends. Habbo was horribly fucked up. It had some sort of glitch that caused the people to become the Habbo pets. I got stuck with this glitch. Every five seconds i was saying "Woof Woof!" and everyone was like "Emma shut up". Also trading with a camera dissconnected entire rooms of people and eyes wouldn't stay open. It better be fixed today. I don't want to be a dog again. It kept losing myself.

I downloaded the DeSmuME emulator today. It's kinda fail because half of the games that I want don't work with it, but it's the best DS Emulator that you can get, so it will do. I have two ROMs for it right now. Harvest Moon DS, in which I'm a boy and I have to get a girlfriend. Stupid not being able to choose gender, and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team, in which I am an Eevee for no explained reason, with a Chikorita following me. I also spelled the Chikorita's name wrong because the font in the game is horribly difficult to read.

That's all for now. I might update again tonight if anything interesting happens. Add me on twitter (Y)

Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?

Hahaha. It's my desire! It's my desire!

Today wasn't what had expected. I'd expecting the same old shitty school. I got the same old shitty school, but it was a little more fun. <3
I want to see Twilight. The scum that I call my wife won't take me :'[ She obviously loves George more than me! -crycry.
Verbal Diarrhoea man wasn't as bad as usual today. He still didn't shut up, but it wasn't as bad. The same can be said for Mrs Cameltoe. She was wearing a skirt, thank god. A LONG SKIRT.
English should be a lot more fun. Romeo and Juliet <3 I haven't seen the film yet, but I know for a fact that I'm going to love it. I'm interested in reading it, too, but we're not gonna read all at it. FAIL. I just lost the game btw.
Maths was really funny today, apart from Lewis being a failure. Martin looks weirdly cute with whiskers. I totally wish I hadn't broken my cat ears ¬¬
Chiltoooooonnnn!! x] He's "Splitting us us" Like that's gonna work. He's tried. He's failed. He's so much of a failure. How the screw did he get a teaching job? We all know who to blame if 10Y2 fail their English GCSE's next year.
Media tomorrow (unless there's snow, which Idoubt) will involve watching another 'scary' ghost film. IT WAS A PIRATE THING, DAMMIT!
Media thursday, however, may be more fun. I can finally make that video. It should look something like the video below (starring me, blatez).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhvKmv0aALk

Evening. (Y)

That it is.
I have actually finished my English Essay. We won't talk about the creative writing part of my coursework. :]
My lip REALLY hurts. It's totally my fault and I shouldn't complain about it, but I'm that sort of person, so I'm going to complain. Because things are never my fault. Even if they are. Basically, my fake lip ring thinger is way more shart than I thought, and it's kinda squishing my lip. it hasn't gone all the way through, though (looks weird o.O), because that would be horribly hypocritical of me.
If self piercing is so bad, why do i have such the urge to do it? Maybe because I'm impatient. I can't be bothered to wait until i'm 16, which isn't long, so I'll do it myself. I'm too much of a wuss to do it myself. Pain scares me.

I'm not sure about school tomorrow. Not about whether I'm going, I most probably am, but what's going to happen. Snow causing it to close? I doubt it, although it's been forcased, apparently. I imagine that I will get a verbal beating from Mrs. Cameltoe. I'll also have to sit through an hour with Verbal Diarrhoea man, whilst sitting next to a thing so scary that it's hair could eat me. We know who I mean. :]

I got a twitter. Feel free to add me, or follow me, or whatever it is you do on there, I'm not actually sure. But the only person on my MSN who has one is the thing mentioned above. Like HELL am I talking to him when it isn't necessary.

Am I writing too much? I don't mean to. I just talk way too much. I go on and on and aon about things that no one cars about. Things like The Killers and that one hot guy that i found on the internet last night. I find a lot of hot guys on the internet. I should stop doing that. :]
Tilly RickRoll'd me. She sucks anus.

I ain't afraid of no goats!

I need to stop posting pictures of them here :P

Sundaaayyyy.

I still haven't done my English coursework.

I should really do that.

I was watching MTV news this morning and this thing was on the ticker bar:

"Brandon flowers feuding with bandmate Ronnie"

AAAHH D;

Fail. Mega Fail. Epic fail, even.

I have researched it, and the internet does not know WHY they are 'feuding' but it is true that they are.

Oh dear.

But, I found something funny!

"Brandon [Flowers] recently revealed he also has issues with bearded men - and had a fear of being molested by people with facial hair as a child."

It made me laugh. A lot. x]

If you can hold on...

Another post.

There's probably going ot be a post whenever I tie my shoes or something because I like typing things that aoren't my English essay which I really should be doing because I still haven't done it.

I did go and see my nan in the end. Because I felt better after I showered. Showers always make me feel better. I don't know why :P

I'm not on the laptop anymore. My mother stole it so I'm on my computer which is slow and is pretty much a bitch. It disconnects ALL the time. D;

I have problems with music. I only listen to one band at a time, most of the time. Then i get bored and move on to the next one.

Busted -> McFly -> My Chemical Romance (Genre switch much?) -> The Killers ->
I don't want to get bored of The Killers. It's actually kinda scaring me, the thought of not wanting to listen to them anymore. Brandon Flowers writes some amazing shit.

Zipping white light beams.

Blog.

It starts now:

I feel ill. The fact that I keep eating donuts and drinking Kick probably isn't helping. I don't think I wll go visit my nan, because I don't feel well. When I don't feel well, I do nothing. That's the way my life works. Tis also explains why I'm not at school often, as I feel ill everyday. Nt always for a long time, but I can't remember a day when I haven't had someting wrong with me. I'm weird.

I need to wash my hair. I haven't brushed it since Thursday night and it's full of hairspray. The only problem being that I can't be bothered to was my hair, because that involves moving, and as I said before, when I feel ill I do nothing. Deal with this, I must.

I'm also getting annoyed as I STILL haven't seen Twilight, and it's out on DVD soon. If my parents don't buy it for me I'm going to have a hissy fit and cry until they do :). I'm such a brat sometimes, but it gets me what I want.

I also want Mystery Case Files: Millionheir for my Nintendo DS, which is my best friend, bu my mum wants it too, so I shouldn't have too much trouble getting it.

HOT PISS. Desolation row just came on the TV. *Excitement*

I want to know what's with the thing on Gerard's eyebrow in the video. Shuang suggested a piercing, but being the sad old fangirl that I am, I know that he's horribly afraid of needles, so it's not a piercing. He has a giant hole in his trousers in the video. Nice pants, Mr. Way (Y)

Picture for my wifey:

Haha. Ham x]

WOAAAAHHH

I Don't Get It!
Blogger = confusing.
My wife = Stalker.
Yeah, that's right, Sarah!
You're a stalker!